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brush my teeth twice a day?? ya ok, totally will do @ BIG TOOTHPASTE

@1CFLAtt Remember that this is also a reflection of X users(not as many young people on X). Numbers would be different if poll was taken on Instagram.

Lets take a Quiz. Whats your age group as CFL fan?

doing stand-up and saying "im just joking" after every joke

Regardless of their gender, I exclusively text my friends "happy birthday, big shooter" on their birthdays

Tom Cruise dating the loml 😭

name a better feeling than remembering u shazamed a cool song a few days ago

There is now a game called Coldplay Canoodlers, where the player receives points for finding the CEO of Astronomer in the crowd

puff wheat cake undervalued in society

crypto should be shut off at night and on weekends. no one should be making decisions at the same time as their sunday scaries

Normalize playing lifelong pranks on your kid. Name your son 'Brandom'

@NHLFlames Morgan Frost #Flames1stGoal

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Mini eggs fuck

Presidential funerals are crazy because it's just a bunch of dudes that had your job after you, that you barely know in the front row

@BlessingJr can I get a link to your baller christmas playlist? 🙏🔥🎅

2 years ago, my boss told me that if he had 10 grand lying around, he'd put it all in NFTs I'm really glad he didn't have 10 grand lying around

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chocolate cake is goth lasagna

one time I sprained my wrist in the changing room at the bay