Mr Bumcrumble

Now this is what a team goal looks like 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #lufc #MOT #ALAW

@DHurleybooks @LeoMunro193 6 points away from Europe (no chance), 7 points above the relegation battle (no chance).

@LeoMunro193 On my life, I don’t remember the last time they lost a game. They should be in Europa league contention

Oooh I’m Leeds and I never lose a game ever and have basically gone invincible but are still 16th for no reason anybody can work out. Grow up Leeds will you. Just grow up.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Man. You mean man.

🤢 A bearded transgender woman has been jailed for a “grotesque obsession” with soiled nappies. Abbi Taylor, formerly Martin Tarling, was discovered in a wheelie bin with her trousers down, searching for dirty nappies Abbi Taylor, was previously caught smearing excrement on milk bottles and on the fire escape of a nursery as part of a vile reign of offending against care homes and children’s nurseries where she hunted for dirty nappies and incontinence products. Taylor was jailed for 30 months.

DCL had a flat hand, as confirmed by VAR. Not sure how you would pull anything with a flat hand.

Clear and obvious cheating by Chelski. Telling the 'keeper to go down so they can have a team talk. Pathetic #lufc #CFC #CHELEE #FACup

Drink up petal 😂 #lufc #alaw #mot #mufc

@UtdKev08 Drink up petal 😂

Absolute cunt was elbowing our players all fucking game.

@Sam19Lou @LfcNuel Aw, bless him #wanker

@LfcNuel To me it didn’t look malicious it looked like Martinez was losing his balance and reached out to stabilise himself by holding DCL shirt, it’s just that the hair was in the way. The red card should never have been given because it wasn’t clear cut.

🚨 Roy Keane on Lisandro Martínez’s red card and Manchester United’s disastrous 2-1 defeat to Leeds United at Old Trafford: “I’m sitting here watching this, and I’m absolutely baffled. You’re 2-0 down at Old Trafford against Leeds, a game where you need to show some fight and pride and your senior centre-half gets sent off for pulling Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s ponytail. Are we in a primary school playground? I hear people making excuses, crying that it was a soft pull and VAR shouldn't have intervened. I don't care if he was trying to braid it! It is sheer, unbelievable stupidity. You've abandoned your teammates when they needed you most. And look at the situation they've put themselves in now. They play Chelsea on Saturday. If they turn up with this same gutless mentality, Liverpool and Aston Villa will be rubbing their hands together, and United will be sitting in fifth place by Sunday evening wondering what happened. You're Manchester United, you're getting completely outworked by Leeds in your own backyard, and your defenders are busy pulling hair. It’s an absolute disgrace. I'd be ashamed to look in the mirror after that.”

Drink up 😂 #lufc #mot #alaw #munlee #mufc

Drink up Terry 😂😂

@Jesuschristttt7 @InsideLucysHead Is it because your handle is Minecraft Steven perhaps...?

@InsideLucysHead Ive only had one girlfriend and that was in 2016 how the fuck did you get in and out of so many relationships?

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits... When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

@MrsBr0wn_82 Been found

Can we please share this around especially the Scottish accounts 🙏🏼 hopefully she will be found safe and well 🙏🏼

You had me right until the end...I'm a Leeds United fan 🙄😂 #lufc #mot #alaw @LUFC

🤩 The penalty that sent Leeds to Wembley!

🍾 Congratulations to former #LUFCU21s manager Michael Skubala on securing promotion to the @SkyBetChamp with @LincolnCity_FC this afternoon

And still it continues #Liebour @UKLabour

@Dave_R37 absolute wanker. Make him famous #lufc #mot @WestHam #whu

@stevenhead38 @BBCMOTD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BBCMOTD Pawson should of had a leeds shirt on the dirty tricks and shit he was allowing them to get away with they should of had a player sent off instead of yellow for taking out adama when he was through and the leeds man was last player didnt even try for the ball

High foot or not? ⬇️ Do you think Axel Disasi’s equaliser for West Ham should have stood? VAR had a look, goal given ✅

@BunnyDLee1 @mjwolfs @LufcSwifty1919 @LUFC

@Marchingon2geva @mjwolfs @LufcSwifty1919 @LUFC I know he's suspended. Just wish he wasn't... but a rest won't do him any harm either.

📋 Your #LUFC XI...

Aaaaand he's still a bellend. Confirmed since 8pm.

For anyone unsure, or unaware, I can confirm that Don Goodman is still a massive bellend #lufc #mot #alaw #SkySports

@mjwolfs @BunnyDLee1 @LufcSwifty1919 @LUFC Finger on the pulse @bunnydlee1 🙄

@BunnyDLee1 @LufcSwifty1919 @LUFC He’s suspended