Marco Longo

A substantial share of our population has become completely detached from reality. And it’s getting worse.

2020's latest roll of the dice

I've been harassing my viewers to give me money for years now... wheres my viral clip?

Yeaaaaah ..that’s right

Can someone let the Amish people know what’s going on

They canceled E3 cause they know some unhygienic gamers woulda been in there smelling like spoiled deli meat and corona would have evolved into the T-Virus in that environment. Smart move.

The wage gap isn't real. Men just tend to go for higher paying jobs, like doctor, engineer and CEO. Whereas women go for lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO.

@CauseWereGuys @_RileyCampbell_ we squading up in Iraq or what

Ya love NYC so much right??? I hate this city

That’s awfully fucking Imperial of you, Disney.

And I’d equally pop this pussy for both 🤷‍♀️

All these baby yoda memes have me DEAD.

Gonna tell my kids this is the National Anthem twitter.com/TIANIMALAVE/st…

Any motherfucker who tells you almond milk tastes good is f u c k i n g l y i n g. It taste like literal almonds that have been soaking in warm water. Y’all vegans are fuck up.