Captain Squizz

I love how the big cat is so unbothered by the half an orange octopus attacking him 😂

Endless propaganda has convinced Americans that bombs dropping in the Middle East is "normal." As if those families don't have jobs, school, hopes & dreams. As if every life lost isn't someone's entire universe.

How did the US get away with the worst mass slaughter of school children in history, without the entire world condemning them?

The Winning Team! 🇿🇦 #TheProteas cap off a successful tour of New Zealand with a commemorative team photo, a moment to celebrate a series well earned. 📸✨ #Unbreakable

@Vintage77Ball I'm dying to say Gerrard in CM. But honestly it's a toss up. Fantastic list.

All Time BEST TEAM EVER! Does anyone agree with all these players? Or does something have to be replaced?

@BarneySimon ... and the gameplay sucks!

What a lame planet! No fairies, dragons or mermaids. Just bills and annoying people.

@realMaalouf Almost certainly not Muslims at all. Just gypsies in hijabs.

Police in the Netherlands have had enough of Muslim women shoplifting and then crying Islamophobia. Do you agree with the way they handled the situation?

@cpt_depression_ Sies jy! 🎉🎉

Oh shit I broke 4k followers, I apologise in advance to all the new tannies and ooms thinking I’m oordentelik.

@dogeofficialceo Nope. It's going to create and maintain the most fuedal global system in the history of man!

AI is going to kill us all, isn’t it?

This will be the perfect Liverpool lineup next season What do you think?

@subzeroiq Good morning Polly 🌞

Good morning ❤️

@Corballyred @RudyGaletti @RedToTheBone This kids' previous mild success is the result of nepotism. He has no business being in a LFC shirt.

@RudyGaletti @RedToTheBone He has just 7 goal contributions this season in Italy yet Salah has 19 and we are told he is finished🫢 Better not be true

🚨🔴 Liverpool have shown interest in Francisco Conceição as a potential future replacement for Salah, though he is one of several names on the list. Under contract with Juventus until 2030, the ⚪⚫ are valuing Chico at around €60/65m.

@subzeroiq Mafia hit-lady! ... I knew it!

@subzeroiq I'm NOT jealous!

Got some new clobber from town! Do you like the retro look? 😍

@Corballyred There is no way Slot stays! Absolutely no way!! I hate to suggest it but (god I'm gonna get crucified) it could be that "management" is willing to forego any transfer just so they don't have to pay his wages. I say, let him leave with the legend intact.

Salah leaving on a free sadly suggests they're keeping Slot as manager for next season🫢 Looks like Slot won the power struggle — no chance Salah was staying another year under him😢

What tool can store owners own to stop this from happening?! 🚨

A record 23 POM awards in Tests 🏅 62 career 💯 25534 career runs 🔥 577 career wickets 🔥 6th highest catches taken 338 🔥 15 POS awards 🏅 there's all-rounders and there's Jacque Kallis. The most complete cricketer to ever grace the game 🤴 #underratedcricketers

Bro got a new government tender.

@subzeroiq @DarrenJohnHill Lucky Fish!

@DarrenJohnHill Greg Davies’ gig tonight!

What a grey day - some days you just got to get on with it. What’s your hump day plans?