Marcus07
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A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, " What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy.
"How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde.
"That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass.
Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?”
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🚨🔵 | Chelsea could replace Enzo Fernández and improve midfield balance
Chelsea risk losing Enzo Fernández, but reports suggest Sandro Tonali could be a strong replacement
Tonali’s energy and defensive work could complement Moises Caicedo better, giving Chelsea a more balanced midfield setup
Would swapping Enzo for Tonali actually improve Chelsea, or be a huge gamble? 👀
[🗞️ @CFCChronicle ]


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🚨🔵| Lampard Eyes Chelsea Raid: Five Blues Stars Could Join Coventry's Premier League Charge!🔥
Frank Lampard is steering Coventry City towards Premier League promotion — sitting top of the Championship and eyeing a return after 25 years away.
With the Sky Blues needing defensive stability, midfield bite, attacking flair and striking depth, Lampard could raid his old club this summer for smart loans or deals.
The Five Chelsea Targets:
• Filip Jorgensen (GK) — Reliable shot-stopper to build from the back.
• Josh Acheampong (Defender) — Versatile, pacey young centre-back/right-back.
• Dario Essugo (Midfielder) — Defensive steel and power.
• Tyrique George (Winger) — Explosive dribbler for flair and versatility.
• Marc Guiu (Striker) — Physical, clinical forward needing regular minutes.
A Chelsea-Coventry pipeline could give Lampard affordable quality to compete in the top flight while developing young Blues talent.
[Via @Football_LDN]


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@cal_mhe_iva Whatever they deal with they deserve, those creatures are not good people
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