Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)

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Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)

Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)

@MarcusBrais

Former Miss America. Funniest guy I know. I curse, A LOT. Cover your ears kids, we're dropping F bombs over here. Opinions are those of the voices in my head.

Calgary Katılım Kasım 2011
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GR44
GR44@GRCinemaTicket·
Can you name a Geena Davis movie you like that is not The Fly??
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IKE Packers Podcast
IKE Packers Podcast@IKE_Packers·
Mason Crosby has not missed a football game since high-school 258 straight for the Green Bay Packers 50 straight for the Colorado Buffaloes
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Hip Hop History Guy
Hip Hop History Guy@HipHopHistoryGy·
I'm now taking requests for classic hip hop videos you would like to see upscaled to 60fps this week. HOWEVER! Criteria is it MUST be west coast. Go. #hiphop
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Damien Scott
Damien Scott@MadScientistFF·
Be Honest, What was the first car you owned?
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Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)
Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)@MarcusBrais·
Do these "Alpha Males" listen to themselves? It's downright parody now. Candy gender assignment? It's sooo Alpha to believe your cany has a penis & to only want penis candy to pass your lips!
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA

I am DONE with M&M's! Not one M&M will pass my lips until Mars issues a formal apology and releases an all-male package of M&M's to demonstrate their commitment to gender equality. These female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere. We MUST band together and boycott!

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Wu Tang is for the Children
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids·
Hyman’s Seafood in Charleston, SC for win…💯!
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Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore@PaulyShore·
27 years ago today on January 12th, 1996, Bio-Dome was released. Thank you guys for making it a fun cult classic. Viva los Bio-Dome, dooooodz!
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Lainey Boggs
Lainey Boggs@_LaineyBoggs_·
@MarcusBrais I think we tie the family by their limbs up to two dog sleds facing opposite directions. Mush.
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Marcus Brais($8 checkmark)@MarcusBrais·
@_LaineyBoggs_ I would prefer letting the parents get bit. The dad is watching and seems to actually encourage the kid. And would be enraged if the kid got hurt.....
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Lainey Boggs
Lainey Boggs@_LaineyBoggs_·
@MarcusBrais Let the kid get eaten. Saving the future from having to deal with another asshole.
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Victor Sweet
Victor Sweet@OtGexclusive·
Wu Tang C. R. E. A. M. 93 How old were you when this dropped❓❓
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