🤪 Marcus Herzig 🏳️‍🌈

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

Apparently, my German readers also speak English. Ever since the release of Schräger Vogel Jugend, I'm seeing a noticeable uptick in sales of my English books in the German Amazon store. 🥰

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@UrbAndSke 👍

So... I took some time off to write a book in a foreign language. Foreign to most of you, that is, not to me. If you can read German and you remember the 80s, you might want to check it out. Danke schön. 🇩🇪❤️🏳️‍🌈 amzn.to/3x3CDPp

@ioweegian Ich bin ein großer Wortzusammenschreibungsfreund.

@Marcus_Herzig Die Übersetzungsfähigkeiten des Kindle werden auf die Probe gestellt (I do love those German compound words.)

@ioweegian I'm afraid not. No bars, no GIs, just an American exchange student. You're excused.

@Marcus_Herzig Does he hang out in bars frequented by American GIs? Cuz I could relate to that - and that's about the limit of my German, enough to get around bars. Entschuldigen Sie bitte

@Lord_of_the_Lez Good for you! As for me, no, I closed that chapter a long time ago.

@Marcus_Herzig I've been doing great! I've been teaching myself Japanese off-and-on and now I can read at a 1st grade level, I think. Haha. Do you still keep up with any Johnny's groups? (Or whatever they're called now, I forgot).

I found a box with a bunch of mementos from the 80s and I am not okay. 😭

@PrincessToma Excuses! Download Duolingo!

@kentcool1 'sup, Kent? 😊

@Lord_of_the_Lez Sorry for the late reply, I've been on hiatus. How have you been, Amanda?

@Marcus_Herzig Oh my gosh, I found you! It's Amanda, your longtime fan. I was just wondering how you were doing lately, so it's nice to see that you're doing well. :)

New profile pic because reasons.

@generated_media Please and thank you!

How you can use Human Generator? Make human versions of #AdventureTime princesses, of course. But also much more! 👇 Drop your favorite cartoon character in the replies, and we'll generate a realistic photo of it 🪄

The only reason I like to have company around is to have people to complain to.

@PrincessToma Ha! ^^

UK, 1947

@PrincessToma Yuto is the best. Cheers!

@PrincessToma They're haunting.