Mardlyn Monrow

I know how dis will end...

its no famine but itll do

Peeple say possessions arent dat important but I still think about me favourite hairdryer that broke in 2005 more dan I think of litrally any fella ive ever been with.

Well now.

Higgest paying temp work of 2020: Minister For Agriculture. Barcelona Manager.

Remembered me log in It was a small m

@DistrictMagazin Whyjya put Junglepussy in a snug bar tho.

We're incredibly sorry Junglepussy feels this way after an incredible performance, however the decision was totally out of our hands and we have to respect the decision of the venue and staff after what they felt was unacceptable behaviour towards one of their staff members. twitter.com/JUNGLEPUSSY/st…

ive the fear something rotten today. keep thinkin I see the banshee from Darby O Gill

Wrapping me brudders and aul lads pressies like.. ♫ I bless the Lynx down in Aaaffrriicaaa ♫

U know when the scissors glides thru the wrapping paper like swwiisshh. Yeah dats the closest to an orgasm ill get this Critmas.

sittin in the shite chair so I don't fall asleep

Looks like every person in the country will be watchin Sundays game on a new 50" HDTV straight from Newry.

So England will be out of Europe soon and sterling's dropping in value . Bit like their football, hwahwa.

@OfficCrumlinSC @JoanCollinsTD anyone but England.

Cant tell if dats thunder or the aul one next door pullin in her wheelie bin.

Here dya tink Penneys shoud give a free mp3 download with every band t-shirt so people buyin dem can hear what dey actually sound like?

Is de liffey full of sick yet?