Margoog

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next series of #virginisland: "this is Stevo from Australia" #MAFSAU

Did someone go on the ‘naked challenge’ wearing boxers with massive holes in them? The waistband holding on by perhaps 3 threads 😦 #virginisland

@gaiashining @MAFSshatposting It’s been the bane of my existence since episode 1.

@MAFSshatposting And what is wrong with how he says “Do you know what I mean”? It sounds like he made his own vowel up 😭

Danny: "I need to sit down, as a man, and assess if this is for me" Why does he always add in "as a man" to everything?! What else could he say? 'As a penguin'? 'As a carriage clock'? 'As Nookie Bear'? Actually, scratch the last one. #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

@gaiashining @MAFSshatposting Dyanowahuhmeeeeeen

@notkiarathough Air time is the only thing I can think of. He kept going until the cameras were done, then he was out. After seeing the behind the scenes comments from Danny, it sounded like he hated her.

I knew it!!! Why the HELL did Danny drag this out for so long? He knew from the beginning that he wasn’t into Bec #mafsaus #mafsau #mafsaustralia

@biff_5689 ‘The balls in my court, I know he is all in and I know I’m going to break his heart.’ All whilst smirking. LOVED David saying no and walking off.

Look at this biatch looking all smug, ready to "break David's heart." Well done, David. I'm glad you saw you were worth more than this horrible person. #MAFSAU #TeamDavid

@hahadeadboy @McDonalds Just got one and can’t believe it. Might has well buy a double cheeseburger

@McDonalds what the fuck happened to the big tasty???

@Da78778David @WatsonKen95694 A lot of councils only had the minority of seats up. Plymouth for example, all but 3 areas were reform. The whole of Plymouth chose reform in terms of votes but it’s still labour as only 1/3 of seats were available. So it’s not clear how big it actually is.

@WatsonKen95694 Around 40 out of 136

#electiontresult2026 #LabourOut Satisfying for a Friday morning. Early GE is needed. Get Labour Out

@ShellB1975 @MAFSshatposting Or course it matters! Do they hurdle sandcastles also? Or play hopscotch with jellyfish? All very important questions.

@MAFSshatposting For context. Is that in wet sand or dry sand? It matters… not

"I am currently the second fastest person in Australia at beach sprinting" What kind of made-up bullshit is that?! What next? "I am the 3rd best person in the world at watermelon volleyball"? Nonsense. #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

@quantum_mess I didn’t understand him, asked Chris to promise he wouldn’t talk bad to him when he shares emotions, then tells him he has no feelings and it’s over.. just to cry that he was hurt Chris didn’t fight to him. Sam just said it was over.. right?

Is it just me or has Sam been really over-sensitive that Chris went to the gym for a couple of hours? Writing pages of notes in the book is a bit overkill, no? #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

@JustHavinSumFun Witness*

@JustHavinSumFun After shouting ‘you are our main witness’s’ 😮

Let’s talk about the Scottish police cause How do you arrest people with no evidence, tell the witness just don’t talk to your finance and then bust in the house, make a scene and then just leave her with the killers! #shouldImarryamurderer

Can’t believe the police called her the witness in front of the twins, then carried on with their lives with no surveillance or security. #shouldimarryamurderer

@mega_meg84 @kalosphilo @netflix All around? He could have survived if they had called an ambulance. They left him in agony, freezing cold to fade away. Then as soon as that happened they buried him in an unmarked grave (a shared grave with animal bones).

@kalosphilo @netflix And I actually don’t think my take is “disgusting.” I think it was a tragic situation all around and that life is much more nuanced than you want to make it out to be.

#ShouldIMarryAMurderer on @netflix: my hot take, the girlfriend is a rat — I would have kept my fucking mouth shut. It was obviously an accident.

@MatthewStanle19 Which 3?

He literally can do whatever he fucking likes and gets away with it everytime. He's forced 3 drivers off the track and crossed the pit line. 🤣 FIA are so fucking corrupt. #MiamiGP

@fiagirly When did they say that?

Verstappen to be investigated after the race. #MiamiGP 🇺🇸

@ujjjunna @fiagirly It’s so they can call the race. If there’s a 4 second gap they’ll give him a 5 sec penalty, if it’s a 7 second gap they’ll make it 10. He doesn’t get given gifts from the FIA or stewards.

@fiagirly Hahahah, because they don't want to give him a penalty

Why did it take so long to throw a flag? FIA saying all the rules are for safety and sustainability, yet they didn’t care about the drivers today.. #F1 #miamiGP

@JackFoxNATW @F1_driven I’ve seen the homeless watching the World Cup and get angry when their team loses, they’re blessed? Talking out of your rectum, respectfully.

@Margoog93 @F1_driven “You” and these mysterious “people” you’re citing can get angry. Getting angry over a sport is a sign of a blessed life.

Weird, I didn't really miss F1, and now it's back I'm bored & I feel as if I don't really care like I used to I feel like it's just so repetitive. Everything is the same, nothing surprising happens. The same rules can be exploited, the same commentators talking nonsense

@JackFoxNATW @F1_driven You’re from Manchester, compared to that I guess it is a blessed life. Besides the point though, people can get angry/annoyed/cantankerous about anything, like if a team loses or you knock a drink over. It doesn’t mean anything.