Mari

@struwuberrysoda I want to believe they both have carmine added to them

dalstoria themed gins

@struwuberrysoda For organ trafficking

@MariCool96 for being liked by all?

dalyria !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@struwuberrysoda But I like interacting with your posts

@MariCool96 but yes i will bc after the wife mention i can die happy

pls just give me a dalyria mention in that astarion book then i will deactivate my twitter i wont be annoying anymore

@struwuberrysoda Yeah, what even is the point, then

i can see muted and blocked accounts again bitch noooooooo

@HimboT1ts You literally have to be Cazador to be a worse mother than Jaheira

My unpopular opinion is that Jaheira is a bad mom k bye

@struwuberrysoda To me Astarion is silvery. Red and black is more of a Cazadork’s thing.

will everybody throw bricks at me if say that i dont associate astarion w red or black bc vampire but w the same blue as his panties

@struwuberrysoda OR She can speak it but she can’t read it

@struwuberrysoda Tieflings are born knowing Infernal so… …Caz compelled her to not remember it. Or legalese is beyond Aurie. Or carving shit on his spawn back wasn’t necessary and Caz did it precisely exclusively so Tieflings could not figure it out.

aughhh the spawn dorm mustve been insane linguistically speaking astarion and aurelia were saying shit like agog and that little girl was fluent in tiktok brainrot uaughh waaaaah

@struwuberrysoda Dave is the brother of Gandalf, and son of Natilla. He is an orange cat(Natilla and Gandalf are also cats, but not orange)and his favorite in the whole wide world is Jackson, one of his humans. There’s a whole channel on YT.

@MariCool96 idk what u r referencing sawry😭

@struwuberrysoda He did, but only for Aurelia. He deliberately “reminisces” about it in front of the when Aurelia’s siblings forget to hate her(because she’s a nag instead of a whole dickhole).

did caz throw a lil party everytime he got a new child for himself or there was just a random gnome in the dorms one day

@struwuberrysoda Bambus is her name now, if she only responds to it. I don’t make the rules.

@MariCool96 i named her venus 8 yrs ago bc she looked regal like a goddess so no im not letting her rename herself to bamboo 😭😭😭

my cat doesnt listen to her own name (venus) but always looks at me when i call her bambus 😐😐😐

@struwuberrysoda I love that liking a bit of text is equated to a pregnant hyena

the paladins of tyr tweeting

@struwuberrysoda Yes, now I get it Kinda like “Ass-tarion”?

@MariCool96 fasz means dick, im sure u can figure out whose name is it combined with

when theres a really good joke or expression in my native language that doesnt work in english it pisses me off so bad

@struwuberrysoda Which means…?

fasztarion

@struwuberrysoda This is an incel strawman of a Stacy. Except Astarion is actually Stacy in this.