Marian Velázquez

"¿Qué prefieres tener, la razón o novia?". Así es como yo enfocaré mis futuras discusiones de pareja. #GuerraAvisadaNoMataSoldado

@Matt_Pinner Ted Lasso.

What is the best?

@Marcela252016 Godzilla

Si eres de hemisferio derecho ves un conejo, si eres de hemisferio izquierdo ves una tortuga. ¿Qué ves?

Interestellar ✅

No le quito ni una coma.

Because at its core, it’s not a story about space. Not even really about saving the world. It’s a story about friendship. About what makes us brave. About what makes us stay. About what (or who) makes us capable of sacrifice. Rocky and Grace saved cinema. Statement.

men running through hallways with red flashing lights, etc. But no. I walked out of the cinema crying over a rock. And I don’t mean that as a joke, I mean it because Project Hail Mary turned out to be a story far more tender, beautiful, and human than I ever expected.

Today I’ll talk about Project Hail Mary. I have to confess something: I went to see the movie without reading the book & when I sat down in the theater, I thought I was about to watch one of those typical sci-fi films: evil aliens, humanity in danger, explosions…

Clasificación ✅

Best book ever.

@RAEinforma Capa

Cuando llueve y quieren evitar mojarse, ¿cómo llaman a la prenda de ropa impermeable como la de la imagen que se ponen para salir a la calle?

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@kumailn @TheVicChicago Saw the special and I have a 6th answer: I actually liked the movie.

Presale is LIVE for my stand-up special taping at @TheVicChicago! Don’t miss my brand-new hour, Chicago. Get your tickets now with code KUMAIL — linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. Can’t wait to see you in March! ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin ✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin ✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston ✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas ✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit ✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto ✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland ✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver ✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison ✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis ✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City ✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

@ohhanxiety Obviously

How would you answer this question??

@fernandaostos Rodillas sanas.

Dime algo que tenías a los 15 y hoy ya no tienes.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

@tatzudanza @RincnCuriosoo Eso mismo veo yo.

@RincnCuriosoo Y si veo a Lenin con trencitas?

🤨🤨

@RAEinforma Curitas en Cuba.

Cuando sufrimos una pequeña herida, podemos hacer uso de una de estas tiras adhesivas que cuentan con un apósito esterilizado. ¿Cómo las llaman ustedes?

@Ryanair , please , can you tell the Sofia–Chania crew to quit peeling off suitcase stickers? I glue mine on, but they still vanish, even harmless like One Piece and Demon Slayer, not political stuff. Wtf is wrong with people?? stealing stickers?? Seriously??

Diseccionen esto !! 😒😒😒, que feo todo 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

Qué quieres lluvia de mierda, que vuelva a ver Orgullo y Prejuicio?