Maria Andersen | Crypto

Would you call yourself an investor too?

@MostraakX 🫪😂

1,5 milliard d’euros pour des bouteilles non conformes. Le Titanic coule, mais au moins les bouchons restent attachés au bateau 😅

@LizCryptoTalk 🫪

just got my AP x swatch in Dubai for only $420

Do you think SHIB can reach $1 so I can finally gift him this car? 👀🚗🐶 instagram.com/reel/C7_6cX_PU…

@andreswifitv @okx Looks great!

We still in Dubai . Came to say hello to my old friends @okx in their massive office in one central Building tech and wealth at the time

@fuelkek 😂

30 year old me trying to start dancing on TikTok because crypto didn’t work out

@MarioNawfal pls stop it

🇪🇺 A ship carrying a hantavirus outbreak just docked in mainland Europe. One vessel and one port entry. That's how outbreaks cross continents. European port biosecurity protocols are about to face a test they weren't designed for.

#XRPArmy What’s next for XRP? 🚀

@blueshirt666 looks great!

Safe and sound in Dubai ✨

@Rus_Khairullin @durov @cz_binance 👏👏👏

Pavel Durov @durov got UAE citizenship in 2021. CZ @cz_binance got UAE citizenship in 2023. Both got them through extraordinary procedures, not standard golden visa programs. The UAE doesn’t hand out passports easily. They made exceptions twice for the same reason. For biggest founders in the world. Durov built Telegram from Russia, France arrested him at the airport when he landed in Paris. CZ built the biggest crypto exchange on earth from Canada, the US put him in prison. Both of them found home in the same place. A country that decided talent matters more than where you were born. This is what country selection looks like in 2026. Most governments treat founders like taxpayers to drain money from them. The UAE treats them like national tech leaders. Countries that protect builders and founders win the next 50 years. 🇦🇪❤️

@primetateHQ @Cobratate yup

🚨🇦🇪 JUST IN: Andrew Tate releases a motivational rant from Dubai: “Every day truly is what you decide it is. I’m truly living the absolute dream. Why? Because I decided so.”

@barkmeta people don't understand what supply and demand means...

Wow… The Swatch x AP was $4,387 yesterday morning. Now they’re selling for $1,200. Thats a 72% crash in 24 hours. People camped 8 days and fought in the streets for these. Once Swatch confirmed they’re producing millions, the prices started tanking.

@MarioNawfal amazing!

🇦🇪Thousands of drones lighting up the sky right in front of Burj Khalifa… pure magic. Dubai never misses!

Most people see the yield… but don’t fully understand where it actually comes from. Before interacting with any platform, take time to research how the system works, where the returns are generated, and what stands behind it. Knowledge matters. 📚 Platforms like @eightlends can be a good example of transparency and understanding how modern yield ecosystems operate.

@cochang 😅👍

🥔 Fun fact: Over a recent 90-day period, Bitcoin became less volatile than some agricultural commodity futures markets 👀 “90-day volatility” simply measures how much prices move over the last 3 months. While many people think of #Bitcoin as extremely volatile, commodity futures like potatoes can also experience strong price swings because of weather, supply issues, and seasonal demand 📈

@lovindubai @oue 🤢

To say it was a chaotic morning would be an understatement 🫠 #swatchxap cancelled multiple events following the overwhelming response via: @oue.888_amg / @cattareemusic / MuhammadBoota-c1o / rDubai #lovindubai

@hentai_m0de lol

In HENTAI MODE, fear becomes fuel.

@MarioNawfal I’ll stick to memecoins

Hundreds of people have been lining up outside Swatch stores in London, Zurich, New York, Singapore, Bangkok, and Osaka, desperate to get their hands on the Audemars Piguet x Swatch collab. Retailing for around $400, it's going to sell out fast and then appear on eBay for thousands Welcome to the latest craze

@FabianoSolana 🤡

The entire underpaid working class of Dubai queued up for 6 hours to make a month's salary flipping a watch Then they cancelled the sale

@watch_tsar 🤢

AP x Swatch chaos in Thailand 🇹🇭