Maria J. Ritchie

@SkrungusDaisy Not a loaf but a shrimp 🍤

Just woke up to zero loaf pics. I feel betrayed

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timothee probably mad af now that he also lost the Step Father of The Year

@feederofcats I would die for Dweeb. He should know that.

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

@yoalexrapz Please go find yourself a real problem.

I went to see this. Parents shouldn’t take kids under 10 to see this movie. Kids 10-13 years old should see it with parents and have a discussion afterwards. It is the darkest Pixar film with heavy themes, destruction and violence due to the main character’s selfishness and bad decisions, none of the main human characters are likable, promotes a message of “all people are good inside” and that “animals should be elevated to the same level as humans” (neither biblical). It’s also completely void of joy, atypical for a Pixar film. Only a handful of laughs and instead a focus on heavy and serious topics. Can’t imagine any children wanting to watch this film a second time let alone over and over again.

I feel like younger people don't realize that the internet wasn't always optimized solely to make you as angry and miserable as possible, and people are having a lot of nostalgia for 2000s internet vibes now because it wasn't like that back then

Never understood talking about the weather until I moved to the uk, and now I talk about the sun like it’s someone I have unrequited feelings for

everyone should have been paid £100 a scroll for using this app the last two days. i feel like ive been hit with a hammer

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

The only people who benefit when oppression and discrimination aren’t viewed through an intersectional lens are those at the top. They thrive when marginalised groups fight each other, because it distracts from the real source of the problem.

Rewatching Greys Anatomy from the start because apparently I love suffering.

@feederofcats Everyone owned by a calico cat can relate 😅

starting to think mama cat actually went into the trap to escape her clingy child

“This isn’t White enough for me.” They aren’t even ashamed to say it anymore.

I had this exact experience. Same phrase: “Pain is part of being a woman.” I couldn’t believe a female doctor was saying that to me. After 3 doctors dismissed me, I went private. Tumour was bigger than my uterus.

Entonces, el real peligro del mundo no eran los progresistas, las feministas, los colectivos LGTB+, los migrantes o los zurdos, sino una élite mundial de multimillonarios q siempre se dijeron conservadores, cristianos, anti progresistas o anti educación sexual. Finjamos sorpresa

URGENT: Cat Covering Eyes With Paw While Sleeping: ow.ly/IQxe50XYOxj

Measuring out the amount of bs I’m taking this year.

When you keep your mouth shut but your face has subtitles :