see: every barista i dated
Carlos@mamaloveslos
No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still
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Maria Randazzo
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Maria Randazzo
@MariaRandazzo
tv writer // comedian // trying to get an absolute freakin ass grip
New York, NY Katılım Ekim 2009
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@JayJurden Exclusively texts in all lowercase no punctuation tattoos
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I lost my job then the next week I shit my pants. God works in mysterious ways because this could have happened at work. 🕊️
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Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz.
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So mad about John Krasinski. Kras is the guy who helps you move. The guy who does your algebra homework. The guy who your mom begs you to consider. People Magazine has failed our republic.
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Countless Americans are endangered now on a scale and intensity almost unheard of in modern America. Our first responsibility is to protect these people and resist these forces.
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I’ll see who my ex is charging for “🍸”and comment “girl do not pay him”
pj@pjayevans
Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love seeing my boy Rick charge his wife for popcorn at amc
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I’m scared this is me
Pop Base@PopBase
Anne Hathaway sings ‘Somebody To Love’ at a Broadway for Harris fundraiser.
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people are gonna hate this but sometimes i can’t tell if it’s Ben Affleck or Matt Damon
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WE NEED TO BRING I ❤️ 70s/80s/90s BACK PLZ GOOD GOD
Michael Ian Black@michaelianblack
I'm your real dad.
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i can’t believe all the things i have to do today and for the rest of my life
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Early flight shades up ppl should be held without bail
Jay Jurden@JayJurden
Airplane window shade up on 7 am flight? My guy, I hope your wife is cheating on you and the kids like him more
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