Maria's Fish & Kebab

Chippy Butty if you’re from saaf of the river 🤫

@RufusInDaHouse @PukkaPies Thanks 🙏

@PukkaPies @MariasChippy

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Spending Valentines at home today? Why not take up our special offer Cod & Chips for 2 people and a bottle of Prosecco 🍾🥂 £29.99 delivered straight to you 🥰 #ValentinesDay2022 #ValentinesDay Link here 👉 deliveroo.co.uk/menu/london/ba…

Commentators are unmatched for their nonsense stats #EURO2020

At 4-0 up, they may as well let @alanshearer come and have a kick about #ItsComingHome #EnglandvUkraine

Weather is hot. Few human saveloys strolling about. #britishsummer #ItsComingHome

I hope every single local pub is rammed tonight! Support your country and your local businesses. Even cider drinkers should be welcomed 🤣 #ItsComingHome

@Chippychat 😂😂😂 ah you got it already

@MariasChippy Think we may have already have that moniker covered! 😀

We hear school kids saying the most offensively funny things to one another in the shop everyday. Might start a series… #chippychat highlighting what they say 🤔

Traffic around Wandsworth right now is crazy. 10 week closure of St. John’s hill is going to be interesting 🤔

@Zenausaurus 😂😂😂 don’t get me started on grey hair

@MariasChippy He loves it! I’m the one going grey from all the girls 😂

Getting a sandwich from @GreggsOfficial and then a portion of chips from us is the move of a connoisseur

@Zenausaurus That’s brilliant! Husband outnumbered 5 to one 😂

@MariasChippy Thank you! No boys all girls, even the one that’s on the way 😂 I’m actually due this Friday!

@Zenausaurus Wow 4! That’s amazing news congratulations 🥳 what’s the boy girl split now? I remember your eldest daughter

@MariasChippy That is true! Not so many sirens 🤣 I don’t miss living there but I miss people and places! Also we are about to have child number 4!

Should we bring this drink back? This drink had a cult like following images.app.goo.gl/yXsX1deq8GoEGJ…

@Zenausaurus On the upside I’m guessing it’s more peaceful than Falcon road 😂

@MariasChippy Kingston, all the chippies here are rubbish 😭

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@Zenausaurus We miss you guys too! Where have you moved to?

@MariasChippy Missing your fish and chips since we moved away from battersea 😭

@NikkiAcute @GreggsOfficial Carb crawling

@MariasChippy @GreggsOfficial Falcon Road crawl

Burger sauce is an aphrodisiac #facts