Mario

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Mario

Mario

@MarioLadotelli

Parody Account of the Man The Myth The Legend - Mario Balotelli. #WhyAlwaysMe #MoneyMaker #BestStrikerWorldWide #TeamFireworks

Katılım Ekim 2011
6 Takip Edilen856 Takipçiler
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
She was alright. She talked too much though. bit.ly/IQqhKu
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Next time you will all get to see my #YOLO shirt.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Did you like my performance today? Messi called me afterwards to say I can have his 'Player of the Year' trophy. Thanks Lionel.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
If it wasn't for my me. My team would not even have 1 point. You can thank me now.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Want to know why we let Man United ahead of us? Because we want our fans to be entertained. Do not worry. I will score the winning goal.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Crouch's goal vs MY team today was not even that good. I can do better than him. I have done better. I am better.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Mancini said I must destroy Chelsea today. I do not follow Mancini, Mancini follows me.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
People ask me why I miss that easy opportunity? Because I have to give chelsea a chance. They are a bad team and need alot of help.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Just so you know. I was the man with the big dong in my girl Tulisa's video. Show me respect.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Drogba is a little bitch. I would pimp slap that little ho.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Gerrard? this guy is nothing compared to what I can do. Play in the midfield position and I will embarrass him. He's an amateur.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Gonna eat a curry at 12 Oclock then fly over some Caribbean women to pleasure me then help out Mancini because he needs some hand relief.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Mancini needs to learn. If I want to go and party, I will do it, you are not my father or mother. I will spend 20k on a t-shirt if I want.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
My goal yesterday was another example of my ability to lead the team to a victory. I treated myself to a brand new Mercedes SLS, a bit slow.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Whenever I play. I always score. my first goal allowed my team to follow my lead.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
I receive racial comments to me. But these people only realise they make my big bank account bigger. I like my haters. I
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Why does Djibril Cisse try to be like me? this is my place. I run the show. He has nothing on me.
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
Barcelona will not leave my diamond iPhone alone. I do not want to join Barcelona, you cannot afford my wages. Stop annoying me Pep. #gayboy
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Mario@MarioLadotelli·
I have had interest from Real Madrid, Barcelona and AC Milan & Accrington Stanley. None of them could afford my price tag or my wages.
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