Marjean Smit

@Lotto_Star 😟

We mistakenly deposited R10 Million into your account and we need you to send it back. 👀 Comment with your 4th emoji. #LottoStar #AprilFools #1April

I will send 2 x 500$ to random people who like, retweet and comment this post. Lesssss go 💸🇺🇸❤️

@Mrthank_you Please

#Slaley's new rosé- awaiting their labels.

A lovely, cloudless day. Looks like it might be the last one we see this week, but we are not going to say no to the rain...

Whilst the pears are still being harvested, our vineyard still have a little bit to go before they are ready.

Mother's Day 2019 swee.ps/YEQusGjDe

@AdamGJhb @TelkomZA Well that’s always good to know! Great business strategy they have going!

@TelkomZA Can you please check your Facebook and Twitter inbox!

"@iQuoteComedy: family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise" @marcellejoub

"@9GAG: I wish my wallet was as fat as my thighs" @Marjeansmit

Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren’t as smart.

I really like bossa nova and auto correct! #tessa

"@AlanHungover: I don't insult people, I describe them." @Nicolavdm @em_tough @kelley_db09 @gers_tanya

"@awkwardposts: I dont know how much more school my body can handle" @marcellejoub

"@RelatableQuote: Don’t ever purposely send me mixed signals please I’m stupid and idk what you want" @Nicolavdm

"@ComedyPosts: I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mothafucker." @Nicolavdm