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@ronsterd89 Looks like a set of keys.

What the hell is this thing that just came up in the dirt in my garden 🤔

@MemesDoomsday @Robbie_Reasons I thought black people invented the first 4 things, or so I'm told, we just solely it from them. The only thing stopping them having the rest is themselves.

@Robbie_Reasons Law and order, art, philisophy, safety, a welfare state, and living in peace.

What benefits?

@WorkElizab An annual trip to McDonald's on your birthday.

Name it

@J4M35RW @GuitarStuffAndy Now then James, calm down lad. What started as friendly banter seems to be becoming quite unfriendly, and that won't do at all.

@Mark30623235 @GuitarStuffAndy Typical Lancashite inbred gobshite with an inferiority complex. There’s a reason why people from Yorkshire are very well liked, and you guys aren’t.

@TheMekon_Venus Not sure, but how did they get away with using the starfleet logo?

In the 1980’s, every kid knew someone with this bag. I had a few myself. I wonder what happened to the brand?

@JaneotN First ye shall rip many, then pare ye away all that is unmeritous until the many become one, for only the worthy may be burned in the sacred flame of nero.

💿🔥😆

@robmpow83 @GuitarStuffAndy Yes, it's lovely. Almost as nice as Lancashire.

@Mark30623235 @GuitarStuffAndy They call it God's own country for a reason.

@Luv_Xcuses Starting wars

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

What do you call this new boot style?

@WorkElizab Mine will be epic as I was watching some old Knight Rider last night, so the Hoff, Edward Mulhare, Patricia McPherson and of course KITT.

🤔🤔

@Matt_Pinner Bligh

Name a famous captain

@engineers_feed Yes, you failed to post something even remotely interesting.

I have a nice riddle for you…. Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73

@kibeandy Most of the slowing down occurs during reentry through friction against the earth's atmosphere which is what generates all the heat. Chutes are deployed once the majority of the speed has been lost.

Let me dumb this down for you "learned folk'. A bullet does ~3,000 km/h. NASA says these guys hit Earth at 40,000 km/h — that’s 10+ bullets stacked together… but somehow slow down using parachutes and land safely in the ocean Uber Boat style? So a bullet shreds flesh instantly but a human in a metal flask can hit the atmosphere at 10× that speed, turn into a flying fireball, lose signal, cook the outside to hell and still land like it’s a beach holiday? But yeah… “trust the heat shield.” After this make sure you get your booster to fry your brain further

@shouq_al90149 Do us all a favour and just hold it in until your bladder explodes.

Where do?

@MissyStephx Whatever we call a roll, barm, cob, batch etc. regionally, can't we just all agree that this is a chip butty.

A Chip Cob!

@bradaisa @oelma__ Not Italian. Italy as a country had not formed at that time, it was a collection of warring city states.

@oelma__ Leonardo DaVinci

@Naam_kafi_hai @grok Nostrils. It's the next big thing.

Hey @grok what’s the fourth hole? 😭

@WomenBeingAwful Erm...you spent the last ten years telling us that wanting things to be that way was toxic masculinity.

Why do you think that is? 🤣

@Marlayna29 A bloke in a frock.

What do you see?