Mark Anderson

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@DawnDunnRugby how can ref call penalty advantage 5 meters out and then call advantage over when we still 5 meters out? NO Advantage at all

The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.

@jvbtrafficguy vehicle overturned N2 South opposite Kingsway High School, traffic backed up

Govt does not create jobs, business creates jobs. Support local business >

On Show Clifton Mews, Pointsettia Place, Kingsburgh #WakefieldsWay

Every day, 130 million Americans report for work, but 12 do not return home because they were killed on the job.

A turtle can breathe through its butt.

Security beams. Alarms. Armed response. Rottweilers. Panic buttons. Shotguns. Good luck in South Africa tonight, Santa.

Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a 'turkey.'

Great entertainment watching Quinny, AB and JP smashing it all around the park #SSCricket

Coffee is good for your brain and can help prevent dementia and Alzheimer’s disease.

Awesome to watch batting like that @abdevillers #SSCricket

Sloppy handwriting by doctors is responsible for 7,000 patient deaths each year.

The TV camera work is as poor as the condition of the pitch #SSRugby

Sloths only poop once a week in an event called the "poo dance."

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

Cup Final day!! @TheSharksZA all the best to the Boyz in Black 'n White !!Bring it home

Would you like Jake White to coach the #Sharks? ReTweet = Yes Favourite = No

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