Mark Deavult

Y’all should have known better than to trust this guy. He’s a prankster!

52 years ago today, NASA formally announced the crew for our nation's first lunar landing. It was an honor to join crewmates Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins on the mission of a lifetime. This photo was taken the following day. #GodBlessAmerica #Apollo11

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

This is Ziggy. It’s his turn to drive the boat. He is the captain now. 13/10 no takebacks

#icecream #yappyhour #mustache

“I found the biggest mud puddle!”

Happy Howlidays!

Inspirational Thought of the Week: If cauliflower can become 🍕, you can be anything you want to be.

just wanted to point out that none of y’all have ever seen me and Superman in the same place at the same time 🤷🏼‍♂️

Common sense is a beautiful flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s #garden

Few pleasures in life equal that of a new pair of 🧦. #balega

If Congress really wants to improve their ratings they’d have hearings on why hot dogs come 10/pack and buns 8/pack and make them work it out

“Built to last” “Toy that will last a lifetime” “If pet reaches the white stuffed core of the toy, discard immediately.” Total elapsed time to #warpcorebreach: 4 minutes, 37 seconds 🤣 #mydogtoy #TuffieToys

My doctor has advised me to stop eating tacos and pizza. It’s gonna be a big change for me - she’s been my doctor for a long time and I’ll miss her.

I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually. Just hanging out with our #husky

They say you become an expert when you’ve done something for 10,000 hours. I’ve been doing life for 453,318 hours, and I still have some unanswered questions.

I’m not trying to #brag, but ... I finished my 30-day diet in 6 days, 8 hours, 34 minutes!