Mark Fuckerberg

@flamethrower82 @MarkZuckerbergF @twitter If you have enough money and power you can ruin anything you want. Just you wait and see...

@EmoNight_BK UNDEROATH Young and Aspiring

@calvin412snax I'd like to see you make a billion dollar company and keep it running for this long. You're salty because you have no friends

@IAmSirEpic Enough that you'd do the exact same thing. I don't care about the poor people in America @Skylar_Lopez @ThatMofoTho @facebook

@Skylar_Lopez I prefer twitter too. Facebook is just a way to sell your info to the federal government @IAmSirEpic @ThatMofoTho @facebook

@ThatMofoTho Obviously, Im not putting money out of my own pocket to make it better. People will use it either way @IAmSirEpic @Skylar_Lopez

@ThatMofoTho Don't want it. I make more money changing Facebook around to confuse it's users @IAmSirEpic @Skylar_Lopez

Alright @IAmSirEpic that's ridiculous. No one likes me...you just want some money don't you? @ThatMofoTho @Skylar_Lopez

if anyone wants discounted food and drinks tonight come to the Irish pub in AC and ask for the party #doAC #atlanticcity

How can I make more money?...there has to be a way to squeeze more revenue out of #Facebook while also making the site shittier!

what @markfuckerberg knows about human behavior and how it can be used to #Facebook's advantage$$ ow.ly/bEANg #thesocialnetwork

@EvictTheseWords I figure the more confusing I make it the more people will accidentally click ads since infinitynewsnetwork.com/2012/05/16/do-…

@EvictTheseWords Well no I don't 'Like' her...I've changed the site so much I've long since forgotten how to create those fucking pages

@EvictTheseWords You think I use that fucking Timeline thing? I have the old layout, I just think it's fun forcing Timeline on everyone else

@EvictTheseWords If I got the Winklevoss twins to settle and sign non-disclosure agreements I think I can hide an illegitimate child!

@EvictTheseWords Guess you didn't hear I'm married now. infinitynewsnetwork.com/2012/05/19/con… Though I am a gazillionaire, we could probably keep it hidden!

well, I'm fucked

Getting on me about wearing a hoodie to investors meetings? I'm a fucking zillionaire I can wear whatever the fuck I want

@ZwickyJulia Good luck having maybe 3 friends on Google+. You'll be back to facebook and there will be more money in my wallet!

@flyygirlki If I don't continually change something on #facebook I don't get to have the fun of seeing people go ballistic day after day!