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burry me with some dollars and some loosies in case i should meet some those in need on the road to heaven (:

it's 5.1 sunday

I know a nigga who a leader of a gang in the bronx that watch snl every saturday night

What did I just watch?

rolled into Fenway while @jtkantor was playing Birdhouse and it felt like I had my own walkup music

@Birdplayart "things where a character is justin bieber"

Couldn’t remember where the phrase “Ooh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes.” was from and I spent half my shift today thinking it was like an Of Montreal song or something just to realize it was a Joe Biden Gaff

"see ya tomorrow!" "see you, sweetie" we're so back

work auntie has started amending our usual "see ya Monday!" with "...God willing........" and it's giving me real secondhand anxiety

sam mendes, tap me in, i just wrote a better 12-hour beatles movie in my mind

just cried for the first time in a long time thinking about John and Paul/Matt and Jay

like it or not, 4PM/7PM/12PM is a perfectly paced time for breakfast/lunch/dinner

They Try To Keep Me Down But You Know I Stay Winning

big Fuck You to the lady at karaoke who put my full McDonald's order into the trash

The 10th generation Pokémon starters have been revealed: - Caleb - Patrick - Cameron

@rocco_botte I would like to see that!

GarfieldSexMusic

trying to piece together what i was doing when i was blacked out and seeing all these headlines about me "local man rescues elderly couple from drowning" "hero prevents disaster with quick thinking" "citizen lauded for community work". dropping my head into my hands in shame

spider+kiri fancam ben folds zak and sara

joe gideon fancam kanye runaway

I’ve seen this week that people are taking lines from Nirvanna the Band the Show and really holding space with that. And feeling power in that

My 4:30 guitar student will tell me again today that he’s learned this riff and then he will fail to play it and then I will ask if he wants to work on it and he will say No