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@WatfordFC The audio on the Hive Live steam is awful. I can't hear Jon & Tommy above the crowd noise, and the commentary seems to be about 5 seconds after the action.

@TheBeerHawk I have an ongoing keg collection issue. A collection scheduled for 5th December never happened, and your customer support is only responding to messages 6 days later. I hate to call you out publicly, but please help me out

I won't be active on Twitter while Melon is in charge. You can find me on @joinmastodon I am @mark@allison.social there.

This was a lot of fun !

It is Friday... ...so we are racing towards beer o'clock faster than...

@dog_rates Tank has already earned all my cookies.

This is Tank. He would in fact like some cookies. Wants to be very clear about that. 13/10

I'll post periodic reminders that l'm more active in the fediverse than here. You can find me at @mark" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">allison.social/@mark

@dog_rates @strangeworld I thought you only rated dogs, not anteaters

This is Lapsha. She’s wondering if these photos make her nose look big. If you could take a peek and get back to her that would be great. 14/10 @StrangeWorld #ad

@hamen That's why I'm having decaffeinated (but not alcohol-free) beer. 🍻

TFW on a Friday night, tired after a week of _stuff_, you make some coffee and: "Shit! Did I make dec or normal? Fuck! I can't risk having a normal coffee this late!" And you make coffee again 😴

It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Russian troops can get their arses out of Kherson.

Following recent events, I'm going to be far less active on Twitter. I'm now on Mastodon. You can find me at @mark" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">allison.social/@mark

Thanks to all the patreon contributors we can add 50 more folks to androiddev.social. Android devs only please. Invite link below androiddev.social/invite/mg7pftZv Consider becoming a patron patreon.com/androiddevsoci…

@dankim My thoughts are with you, and the other tweeps that are no longer tweeps. Enjoy phase 3. And Eugene will help you through, I'm sure.

@dankim I assume you already have beer.

Doug, our CEO, hopes everyone has a delightful weekend. He also wanted to thank the @Twitter team for their support, kindness, and effort in making this platform a better place over the years. We love you, and if you’re moving on, we wish you the best in your future endeavors 💙

It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Elon can break employment laws in multiple territories simultaneously.

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It is Friday... ...which means that we are thundering towards beer o'clock faster than the British public will vote for Matt Hancock to eat a kangaroo penis on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

Quick follow up to yesterday’s stream with @codewiththeita about Compose and shaders. You can use them with Jetbrain’s Compose for Desktop as well and it’s fantastic to write tools. Here’s an example of a tool I wrote that uses a somewhat complex shader to render most of the UI.

I have just realized that there were more attendees at @droidconLondon than citizens in my current town in countryside Italy 🤣 Watch the recap here youtube.com/shorts/_VUmYW3…