Childless Cat Lady's Gay Friend for Harris

@StephenKing It’s 18. 1 Neck hole, 1 body hole, 2 arm holes, 2 internal holes to the sleeves and 12 holes cut into the fabric

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NEW: I’ll be speaking at 10pm Eastern tonight to discuss my 1975 elementary school student council loss which still irks me 51 years later.

This is Winnie. He got so excited that he briefly forgot how to be a dog. You can laugh, but he'd like to point out you look this ridiculous all the time. 13/10

@KingTunde_SZN Unless we’re counting the holes from inside the shirt into the arm-holes, which would be an additional 2 for 18. Armholes 2 Internal armholes 2 Bottom and neck 2 The holes cut in the shirt 12 =18

How many holes are in shirt? No one has been able to get correctly Winner gets $5,000 Ends in 24 hours

@ochocinco 16

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@Joshnorton193 Gayer would be buying a Stoli raspberry and soda with a spritz of lime, and paying for it with his Apple Watch, bitch. Check yourself.

Just watched a man pay for a beer with his Apple Watch. Not many gayer things a man can do

Repost if your team is in 1st place at the All-Star Break!

@ThrillaRilla369 The courtship of Eddy’s Father

Age yourself with a TV show that aired when you were a kid!

@ThrillaRilla369 $4.25

U.S. Senate Is Trying to Push Bill to Increase the Federal Minimum Wage from $7.25 to $25/Hr​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ by 2032 What was minimum wage when you first started working?

@ThrillaRilla369 Our popcorn maker interfered with our antenna so we’d be recording a movie on VHS and there’d be static lines rolling down the screen. We’d watch it back and say, “That’s when we made popcorn!”

I feel bad for the Netflix era kids… they’ll never know the adrenaline rush of racing to the kitchen during an ad break while someone screams “IT’S BACK ON!” and you hurdle furniture like it’s the Olympics just to make it back in time. 😂 🙈

@ThrillaRilla369 Time bandits

They really need to come up with a slur for people who waste your time. I suggest clocksucker.

John Cena was asked if it changed anything when he found out Darren Young had come out as gay: "My oldest brother is gay, coming from a family of five boys that's extremely tough to admit that and he's openly accepted by our family" "I know Darren personally, Darren is a great guy and that's a very bold move, and congratulations for him for finally doing it" "It's all about being professional. Darren Young is a constant professional, and I'm proud of him for doing that"

FIRST PLACE Chicago @whitesox 🔥

@EddieBarstool Fuck every asshole that ran outside to se their shitty, cheap, stupid fireworks off the second the rain stopped. Whee! Big bangs. Fuck every last one of you for not waiting until the sun went down so people with dogs could actually get them walked in peace. FUCK YOUR STUPID ASSES

What an absolutely dog shit 4th of July weekend weather wise in Chicago. Should be illegal

Chicago was 110 degrees all fucking week and now decides hey let’s flood the city to hell like okay

When it happens, I want Mitch McConnell to be honored the way he honored Justice RBG. That is all.

occasions, And - Probable Cause to charge that Donald J. Trump is the person who committed those crimes. They're skating on the Epstein files, but Espionage? OUR national security and the safety of our sons and daughters in the field? I think that's a horse of another color.

of Maralago, every one a Republican, donor, staff member...who it was determined heard and/or saw what was done with those Top Secret Docs. And that Grand Jury decided: -Sufficient Probable Cause existed to determine that the Felony Crime of Espionage happened on 31 different 3/

and what's heart-stopping about it, aside from them knowing what took place themselves, is that a Grand Jury of literal Trump peers: culled from a deep red district in deep red Florida, heard and saw EVIDENCE, presented verbally by 55 Republicans, as well as other denizens 2/

I can only imagine the chaos and heart palpitations when they realized what they'd done. It's not the first time with this DOJ. But heed the response. What was leaked was Part 2 of the Jack Smith investigation. The 31 Felony Counts of Espionage. 1/ rawstory.com/doj-releases-j…