Mark Rīter

30.7K posts

Mark Rīter

@MarkRiter

Hashtag games and other funny stuff. NSFW. These are jokes! Also find me where the sky is blue.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mayıs 2011

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·2d

Big Asters #FatFlowers

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·26 Şub

@AgathaChocolats They’re sending me to Pelican Bay.

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Agatha Chocolats@AgathaChocolats·26 Şub

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·20 Oca

@TheBabylonBee Now they have to come up with a different press release for their April Fools prank.

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The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·20 Oca

Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand buff.ly/27a3OQw

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·14 Oca

@TerribleMaps @Ralph_Hapschatt Seems fishy. I can’t put my finger on it…

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Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·14 Oca

Hotel Fire Exit Map

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·2 Oca

@Scaramucci He’s just past his 3322nd Scaramucci.

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Anthony Scaramucci@Scaramucci·2 Oca

What a legend

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·24 Ara

D-Cupcakes #SexySantaSnacks

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·11 Ara

@AgathaChocolats This wagon is insured by Geico.

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Agatha Chocolats@AgathaChocolats·11 Ara

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Christmas

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·6 Ara

@AgathaChocolats Ma’am, your license plate is unreadable.

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Agatha Chocolats@AgathaChocolats·6 Ara

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·26 Kas

@AgathaChocolats Vodka and cranberry, please.

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Agatha Chocolats@AgathaChocolats·26 Kas

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·22 Kas

Hold his hands. #MakeAMonsterGrateful

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·22 Kas

If you’re having trouble remembering the NY mayor elect’s name, it’s pronounced just like this photo. #Mamdani #MomDonnie

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·31 Eki

Uvula Got Mail #MakeAMovieAnatomicallyCorrect

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·31 Eki

Tittsie #MakeAMovieAnatomicallyCorrect

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·20 Eki

@AgathaChocolats Beer me. This time, no mop.

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Agatha Chocolats@AgathaChocolats·20 Eki

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·17 Eki

When the Costco employee assigning the SKU for “Jumbo Pumpkins” is a 12-year-old boy. #80085 #IYKYK

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·20 Eyl

Dead Men Tell No Tales from the Crypt #PirateTalkAMovieOrShow

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·20 Eyl

Ahoy Meets World #PirateTalkAMovieOrShow

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·19 Eyl

HemmmBop #MakeASongReadyToWear

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·17 Eyl

Pains au Chocolate #PostApocalypticPastries

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Mark Rīter@MarkRiter·17 Eyl

Cinnabombs #PostApocalypticPastries

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@AgathaChocolats @TheBabylonBee @TerribleMaps @Ralph_Hapschatt @Scaramucci @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13