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Reliable and consistent in the streets, reliable and consistent in the sheets.
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Mark 'Another User' Shyzer
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Mark 'Another User' Shyzer
@MarkShyzer
Housebound gadabout and curmudgeon-in-training.
Toronto, Ontario Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Bike lanes belong on the routes people travel you thumb in a suit
Doug Ford@fordnation
Bike lanes belong on secondary streets, not clogging traffic on main roads. It’s time to get you moving again.
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@Ihatesteaksauce @TerrillCharming So, a laundromat?
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@TerrillCharming Airbnb, where you get the luxury of paying to do your own laundry….
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Air bnb and Uber became exactly what they hated and attempted to disrupt. Now they are no longer the affordable option.
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I love the American electoral buddy system. You can’t wade into presidential waters without your buddy! Did you find a buddy yet? Go pick a buddy. Ok now hold hands
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For a few weeks I’ve suspected there were pigeons nesting under my roof deck and now I think I have confirmation
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Either way we all know that tree is as good as dead
Learn Something@cooltechtipz
Inequality v. Equality v. Equity v. Justice
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This is the worst thing a traffic sign has ever told me to do
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I automatically have a little more respect for any transit system where the doors open juuust before the train has come to a complete stop
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@magica_doraemon @WyattDuncan If she didn’t laugh she’d cry
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At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country
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Pitching a version of Hot Ones where I interview people while we eat chicken fingers with plum sauce and have a nice time
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Now that there's no Kinko's where does a fella go if he wants to waltz in and use a paper cutter without having to answer a lot of questions at 5:44 am
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Chilly down with the fire gang
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
The bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone
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@mjnmclean I watched this recently and pointed and shouted THAS MY FRIEND at this part
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I am told I was not asked to reprise my star turn as "jock that catches students during trust fall" in the new Mean Girls movie. Frankly I'm shocked that producers chose not to mobilize my star power. #MeanGirls
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