Mark Spooner

🩸CRASH: Oil just dropped below $100/barrel and is now down -7% in the last 8 hours.

💥 BREAKING BLACKROCK BUYS NEARLY $800 MILLION WORTH OF #BITCOIN

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 Iran has announced that it will destroy the entire energy infrastructure of Israel and all other countries that host US bases in the region: “WARNING: From now on, certain considerations regarding good neighborliness and self-restraint have ended. We will deal with the infrastructure of the United States and its partners in the Persian Gulf in such a way that they will be deprived of the region's oil and gas for years.”

JUST IN TRUMP: "BITCOIN IS VERY POWERFUL."

💥BREAKING: Even Chinese tankers are being denied passage through the Strait of Hormuz today. Iran is no longer letting anyone through.

These videos just keep getting crazier.

💥BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran blows up another tanker in the Strait of Hormuz. The IRGC confirms the Strait of Hormuz is closed.

💥BREAKING: 🇮🇷 It seems like Iran has successfully set up a toll booth in the Strait of Hormuz, charging ships for safe transit in Chinese yuan.

🚨INSANE CRASH: Gold has crashed nearly -23% and wiped out $8.7 Trillion in the last 53 days.

🚨 TRUMP HAS REALLY F*CKED THE MARKETS. The amount of uncertainty right now is even worse than the 2020 pandemic. On Friday market close, Trump called for winding down the war with Iran. Yesterday, it was reported that Trump is planning peace talks. Today, he threatened to obliterate Iran's power plants. All this is causing unnecessary panic and a dump in the markets. Also due to this war, the market now thinks a rate hike could happen in 2026. Our bags are already down 90%-95%, and if a rate hike happens from here, the markets will be cooked.

🚨CRASH: Oil has crashed -32% from $119 to $81, the biggest single-day drop in history.

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran is reaching out to discuss terms for ending the war, according to NYT and Bloomberg.

🚨 ETF UPDATE YESTERDAY, ETHEREUM ETFS SAW $6.6M IN INFLOWS. Blackrock clients bought $15.3M worth of $ETH.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US officials have accepted Iran's bid to maintain uranium enrichment. It seems like a deal could happen now.

THIS IS CRAZY!! If you invested $10,000 in the Bitcoin Treasury Company “Nakamoto” in 2025, you’d be left with just $70 today. Most DATs turned out to be ultimate shitcoins this cycle.

💥 BREAKING $11 TRILLION BLACKROCK JUST CONFIRMED INSTITUTIONS ARE BUYING THE #BITCOIN DIP NO ONE IS WITHDRAWING FROM IBIT

💥BREAKING RUMOURS OF ELON MUSK BUYING HUGE AMOUNT OF #BITCOIN AFTER REPORTS OF X BEGINING CRYPTO TRADING NEXT WEEK

💥BREAKING President Trump's Company has filed for two crypto ETFs with the SEC. BULL RUN IS COMING

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 US-China plans to roll back tariffs for a year. This is expected to happen during Trump-Xi meeting in April.

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 U.S hiring rate hits recession levels at 3.3%. Matching the 2020 crisis and near 13 year lows.