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🚨PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST WENT IN ON JAPAN IN FRONT OF ITS PRIME MINISTER REPORTER: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL JAPAN BEFORE THE IRAN WAR? TRUMP: "WHO KNOWS BETTER ABOUT SURPRISE THAN JAPAN? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT PEARL HARBOR!? RIGHT?"

BITCOIN IS BOUNCING 📈 +2.5% FROM TODAY’S LOW

💥JUST IN THE US HAS NOW SPENT $25 BILLION ON THE WAR WITH IRAN

BYBIT HAS LAUNCHED A YIELD-BEARING TOKENISED GOLD PRODUCT THAT LETS USERS EARN INTEREST ON TETHER'S XAUT

🚀BULLISH MORGAN STANLEY REVEALS MSBT TICKER FOR ITS SPOT BITCOIN ETF AS IT FILES UPDATED S-1 FORM WITH SEC

💥GOLD & SILVER PLUMMET!! STOCK MARKET TO NUKE?

🚨WAR UPDATE ISRAEL HINTS AT BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN IRAN IS COMING AS NETANYAHU SAYS "GROUND WORK" IS NEEDED

💥JUST IN ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU SAYS "I'M ALIVE, AND YOU'RE ALL WITNESSES" AFTER RUMOURS OF HIS DEATH CIRCULATED

🇺🇸FED UPDATE MARKETS NOW EXPECT NO MORE CUTS IN 2026 THE NEXT CUT IS PRICED IN FOR SEPTEMBER 2027

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💥JUST IN SEC CHAIR PAUL ATKINS SAYS THE AGENCY IS SETTING UP "FRAMEWORK" FOR CRYPTO TO PROVIDE ABSOLUTE CLARITY

💥BITCOIN FAILS AGAIN!!!

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🩸$360 MILLION IN LONGS LIQUIDATED IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

🚨BITCOIN DROPS BELOW $69,000

🚨NOT GOOD IRAN HAS DAMAGED 17% OF QATAR’S LIQUEFIED NATURAL GAS PRODUCTION QATAR IS ONE OF THE TOP EXPORTERS OF LNG TO EUROPE AND ASIA

VITALIK BUTERIN SAYS ETHEREUM NEEDS SIMPLER NODE OPERATIONS TO BOOST INDEPENDENT VALIDATORS

❌ANOTHER FAILED BREAKOUT FOR BITCOIN The door is now open to a flush into $65,000 unless it reclaims $72,000

CRYPTOCOM CEO ANNOUNCES ~12% LAY OFFS TO STAFF AS IT BOLSTERS AI USAGE

@WatcherGuru They folded so quickly 😂😭🙏

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Treasury Secretary Bessent says US may remove sanctions on Iranian oil that's on water.