Mark Tickle

@piersmorgan Well said Piers!! And congratulations for taking your tongue out of Ronaldos ass long enough to say it!!

The relentless Messi fan-girling by the whole BBC punditry team is getting excruciatingly obsequious. Getting worried one of them might have an ‘accident’ in the studio. Calm yourselves, lads. He had a good game against an average side. See how he does against a good team.

Celebrating my birthday in Cape Verde, best one yet!! @RiuHoteles Santa Maria you're amazing!!

@DazzaDavies I needed Shaw to make 1 tsckle for £1500 . . . Then he got subbed.

Just need a yellow for my bet builder to come in. How are Wales not putting themselves about here before they go home?!

@namas_793 @SackOIe Hes definitely one for the future, and if he goes for that price, an absolute bargain, BUT its not attacking players/wingers we need. If we buy him we need to rid someone else. I'd sooner look at a proper Number 9

@MarkTickle7 @SackOIe Not many out there, for me personally looking at gakpos g/a bring higher than haaland this season and him demonstrating that he can play as a striker for Holland. Psv also wants 40m for him, young player, willing to take a gamble. Wouldn't mind other top strikers either

Rashford Gakpo Martial Antony Sancho Garnacho forward options

@piersmorgan You took your tongue out of Ronaldos ass long enough to post this. Well done you!!

Foden should be in the middle, tucked in behind Kane, and Saka should be off the bench & on the right. #ENGWAL

@namas_793 @SackOIe Looks like though. We need an established, recognised for now though, not one who "might" be in a couple if years time.

@MarkTickle7 @SackOIe Many players transition from wing to striker, gakpo looks like he has the physical presence and the dinishing ability to be a top striker

Breaking news: Ronaldo just claimed Gakpo' goal!!

@footballtweet I know I didn't put it inside your wife, never mind nut, but your kids mine too!!

What is Ronaldo saying to Bruno here? #POR | #FIFAWorldCup

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate @carolvorders . . . . . . . Like the finest of wines!!

Good luck convincing @piersmorgan of this!! Well, to be fair, he's in more of a position than Adidas to know if he touched it or not, what with him hanging out of the back of Ronaldo at the time!!

@DazzaDavies They all have

Trippier has had a stinker

@piersmorgan It's actually embarrassing how deep your tongue is in his ass!! Wipe that shit from off your nose!!

Even his billboard’s the biggest. #QatarWorldCup

@Evetssteve4 Not just ***ts . . . . . MASSIVE ***ts!!

@EmAtack @BabatundeComedy Also boring and a little bit of a shitbag on the trials though.

Babatunde!!!! NO!!!! He was in my top 3. Hilarious, smart and so sweet natured. Gutted and very surprised he’s gone ❤️ @BabatundeComedy

@GMB @susannareid100 this the same person who denied his brother for being gay??

'Whatever the rules and regulations are of that country, adhere to them. Some of them might be good, some of them might be bad but respect the country' Former England player, John Fashanu believes politics and football should remain separate

@guinness2199 Schoolboy error that pal!!

@DazzaDavies They have, but then so has every other Country. Standard of football is nowhere near what is was in the 80's, 90's 00's. They're deffo my bet for lifting it.

Loads of talk about Argentina having a great chance to win it. Just seen the team for today. If they do have a great chance that says a lot more about international football at the moment than it does the quality in their team. They’ve had teams with miles more quality than this.

@CacAnna @DjokerNole @jelenadjokovic @atptour Fact!!!

@MarkTickle7 @DjokerNole @jelenadjokovic @atptour Oooooooooo jells 😂

To my wife & children, family, team, sponsors, fans, everyone who stuck with me this year .. the journey has been challenging & we’ve endured a great deal together. I’m humbled by your support & grateful that it got us to this moment. Thank you from the bottom of my heart 🙏🏼❤️🏆

@mattmckay21 Gordon Tickle they call me!!

@MarkTickle7 Honey roasted along with the parsnips and some rosemary. You’re such a fuckin novice in the kitchen tickle!

Gravy shortage?? Oh, and your carrots are shit