Mark Fischer
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Mark Fischer
@Mark_Fischer6
Avid NPR listener and fantasy sports enthusiast. I know a thing or two about the human eye but nothing I say here reflects that knowledge.
Forest Grove, OR Katılım Ekim 2010
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Dodgers down 2 as we head to the bottom of the 9th...
Can they do it? 👀
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@nicky_nicholson Guys been talking about how all these people packing lunches are fools for spending so much money
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Recently started working in a new office. Kid I work with has gone to Costco for lunch for a dog/slice/soda every single day since
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Update to the update: should have said shift. I blame United for this one too.
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Update. The flight was cancelled because the pilots shit ended. Good effort
Mark Fischer@Mark_Fischer6
I’ve been on a plane for 5 hours. Good news is that I think we’re going to take off soon.
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I’ve been on a plane for 5 hours. Good news is that I think we’re going to take off soon.
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Are they going to keep letting these punters get lit up? I mean come on, one of them is going to be in the running for player of the game.
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@connarrice Is thanksgiving sponsored by Turducken and nobody told me until today?
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@connarrice I think that the eraser is the clear winner. Another option would be flat head screwdriver if you’re in a pinch.
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@BrianDeal Have you seen the Rings of Power on prime though? Pretty elite stuff
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Watched episodes 3 and 4 of #Andor last night and I’m taking the time right now to say that it rules.
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nytimes.com/live/2022/07/2… This is a heartbreaking story. With climate change increasing flooding potential, we need to take a closer look at the nations emergency alert system. If they were alerted minutes prior to this, that is not soon enough. #kentuckyFlooding
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Democratic state legislatures across the country need to start passing bills mandating male vasectomies. Bringing law suits that go to the Supreme Court to bring about reproductive rights protections.
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@VLazslo @ClayTravis This is one of the worst takes on twitter.
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Honest question: we’ve had widely available guns in this country for hundreds of years. Why did mass school shootings only really start in the late 1990’s with Columbine? What changed to make this happen after 200 years where they mostly didn’t? I’m interested in opinions.
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That’s not going to help what happened in Buffalo or Southern.
Chuck Grassley@ChuckGrassley
I will continue to push for Congress to pass my EAGLES Act that would give schools & law enforcement the resources needed to help make sure dangerous individuals can't do what happened 2day in Texas
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Hey Mitch: might be about time you stop relying on @God to pass some gun legislation
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell@SenMcConnell
Horrified and heartbroken by reports of the disgusting violence directed at innocent schoolkids in Uvalde, Texas. The entire country is praying for the children, families, teachers, and staff and the first responders on the scene.
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