Markaroni

No?

who else self sabotaging and ruining their life

@cabby @NorthernIion_LP you can through nuture ❤️ #neverbackdownneverwhat

@NorthernIion_LP No. You can’t choose how your children look or their personalities. I would never make my OCs that ugly or annoying.

would you consider your child your OC

Pirate after cancelling their implant surgery:

My weight loss strategy is to stress myself out as much as possible and hope there's a correlation

@Ryan247a @Ketnipz there’s already enough people countering your dumb statement so i’m just gonna say you should consider never accessing the internet again and living in a forest eating moss and bugs for the rest of your life

@Ketnipz Honestly just don't go picking on pro ai people that aren't doing anything to you

Bean on A.I

I'll say it for any americans who can't FUCK ICE.

its not diagnosed but i think i have the Wake up and suffer forever and ever and Ever until i die disorder

@TheDoubterr @anakin0010110 doubter i love you but this ain’t even doubting this is just hating

@anakin0010110 "Oh wow this dish I've meticulously styled after Klimt's 'The Kiss' kind of resembles Klimt's 'The Kiss' right? what a crazy coinkidink you guys whoa" give me a break.

Do you see the vision

how do people do this for 70 years

discord fix your stupid app before i kill myself

@poems_past isn’t this the dude that got caught wonking his willy during a livestream

“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….

@TheDoubterr @tacobort stay strong the doubter. we yes WE must keep #doubting

@tacobort But, but... they're experts. They wouldn't say that... right?

Experts are saying they’re not sure. Anymore

Japanese people being discovered as nasty racist pos little rat aliens they are is greatest step towards world peace.

Doy gracias a Dios de no ser estadounidense porque a una pobre muchacha la han metido a juicio por hacer un chiste de Netanyahu en un grupo de WhatsApp

@theserfstv I wish the onion had a podcast this is so good

Does this even count as satire at this point?

reze like and rt if you agree

thought this would be fun, and it was

@Procan_ @rubykittenlover mcdonalds movie called The Founder

@rubykittenlover Where's this joke thing from?

"What's this?" "Your teto pfp sir" "No that can't be right, I haven't even listened to a song she's in yet." "You just call her fat and you're done"

i suck at drawing things symmetrically 💔💔