Jay (DEFUND HOMELESS SHELTERS)

@Sssnakeepit @worshipmads Bold of you to assume I have a bedframe

@worshipmads they got you @Markcord

@Sssnakeepit I can hear the phone booth music

pisses me off when people post pictures of my car without asking

@toelickbonerjam Down bad this week were we

@Markcord Or what if they just never address it and it’s just out like a flagpole in every scene and everyone’s trying not to make eye contact

What if instead of Dobby, he was called Throbby the house elf? And he had a massive throbbing cock out at all times?

@Muffdawg73 @Sssnakeepit Who do I actually think I am there saying that. Absolute hall monitor

@Markcord @Sssnakeepit no but this is funny. x.com/muffdawg73/sta…

@Muffdawg73 he's found his family :)

@Sssnakeepit @nnnstrs Might hop on for a game now tbh

@nnnstrs this explains so much @Markcord

gay person: i’m gay autistic person: im autistic that one gay autistic friend: you should really play deadlock its so much fun

@toelickbonerjam @Luca_AU_ Mine

@Markcord @Luca_AU_ Mine or yours 🤨

-5lbs on the cut cause I’m slopmaxxing and comfortpilled, 10 to go

@toelickbonerjam @Luca_AU_ i dont

@Luca_AU_ Thanks man but I like my asshole unprolapsed

@Sssnakeepit your mot

Seriously what is the reason for eastern europeans ruining every single video game they manage to get their hands on

@elisun_ with a hard r

@elisun_ wallkissers

And if you have a photo next to that fuck ass wall you’re complicit

@Sssnakeepit @buycapes We’re going to be Epsteining the covenant on Monday, Gary glitteringly

@Markcord @buycapes mate?

They are hanging me at the gallows tomorrow for not paying my TV licence

@buycapes Not my best work this

@buycapes I’m not an ex pedo. im a current one

@buycapes No mate they will just stay the same price or lose money month on month in my bank that's the only purpose they will likely serve

@Markcord are they gunna upgrade the ship or what

Starting to think they're not adding these to sailing