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A certain amount of uncertainty was applied, uncertainly. A modest collection of stale random thoughts.

Republic of Slovenia Katılım Mayıs 2010
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večeras ti si moja tajna.
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@diridj Ushte se klukam so vitamin de
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Successfully lived through a danish winter, AMA
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Ч. 🇧🇹@CaslavMicovic·
Nešto najengleskije ikad
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly·
He was a good toy… for 26 minutes 😂
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Mûriëlo
Mûriëlo@LordMurielo·
Necesito uno igual
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Lea-Athena
Lea-Athena@leaathenatabako·
Auč 😅
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Spill The Memes
Spill The Memes@SpillTheMemes·
Accurate 😂😂
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си го најдов старото мп3
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Programming horror 😬
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Bam bam bam
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To teknuva na igrata kaj sho so zidane gi nokautirashe site italjani so red?
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Not Jerome Powell
Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·
When you’re up 5% after an 80% loss
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hiroshi
hiroshi@daddynohara·
> be me, applied scientist at amazon > spend 6 months building ML model that actually works > ready to ship > manager asks "but does it Dive Deep?" > show him 37 pages of technical documentation > "that's great anon, but what about Customer Obsession?" > model literally convinces customers to buy more stuff they don't need > "okay but are you thinking Big Enough?" > mfw I am literally increasing sales > okay lets ship it > PM says there's not enough Disagree and Commit > we need to disagree about something > team spends 2 hours debating whether the config file should be YAML or JSON > engineering insists on XML "for backwards compatibility" > what backwards compatibility, this is a new service > doesn't matter, we disagree and commit to XML > finally get approval to deploy > "make sure you're frugal with the compute costs" > model runs on a potato, costs $2/month > finance still wants a cost breakdown > write 6-pager about why we need $2/month > include bar raiser in the review > bar raiser asks "but can we do it for $1.50? we need to be Frugal" > spend another month optimizing to hit $1.50 > ready to deploy again > VP decides we need to "Invent and Simplify" > requests we rebuild the entire thing using a new framework > framework doesn't exist yet > "show some Ownership and build it yourself" > 3 months later, framework is half done > org restructure happens > new manager says this doesn't align with team goals anymore > project cancelled > model never ships > manager gets promoted to L8 for "successfully reallocating resources" > team celebrates with 6-pager retrospective about what we learned > mfw we delivered on all 16 leadership principles > mfw we delivered nothing else > amazon.jpg
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Mario ZNA
Mario ZNA@MarioBojic·
Road rage fights in Serbia are something you don’t see anywhere else in the world.
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
Administrator Protects!
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
A Brazilian farmer playfully calls out each cow’s name from his notebook, and the cows answer with distinct moos proof that daily routines have taught them to recognize their names.
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Metalac
Metalac@MetalacAD·
Kako nastaje džezva? Evo ovako...
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tb na vremeto koga uchevme pank od kniga
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