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He scored their marriage a 6 out of 10. She didn't argue. She didn't get angry. He said: "Six." She didn't get offended. Didn't ask "why not 10." Didn't leave the room. Didn't throw a tantrum. She asked: "What does a 10 look like?"

porn hit differently once you nutt… TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT TF OFF 😭😭

Truth: Women recover from breakups by having rebound sex immediately.

Men are quicker to leave but usually return, women take longer to think if they should leave but if they leave they never return.

@Samweigo Me too.. Sadly

I came to realize a woman who genuinely loves you, gives you more that 5 chances before leaving and she's always ready to comeback anytime till she realizes you ain't ready for it anymore

Manchester United will drag you to the very depths of football desolation one week and then turn up on a random Saturday night away in London with a makeshift back four and take all three points. They’re a bunch of blockheads. 😅

If we decide to make things official and agree to start dating, at least give me three months to clear my roster. Asking me to delete and block them the same day is insane.

i texted her, "how was your day today?", and she sent me a 7 minute vn, telling me everything.. and that basically sums up the kind of person i want by my side. stop normalizing disinterest.

when a woman stops liking you, please leave her alone!!!

a nigga will never forget how good you suck his dick 🤣😅

Introverts are sex addicts, and heavy masturbàtors.

The calculation the Iranians made was that they could withstand the military pain longer than Trump could withstand the economic pain, and they were right.

How do women decide who gets to crack raw

Having a fvckmate is better than being in a relationship.💯

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

Iran without sanctions and restrictions will be more influential than the whole of Europe.

Sometimes I turn to God, other times, I turn to vodka. Either way, I’m guided by the spirit.

Iran didn't just win the war, they humbled two nuclear powers at once. We're witnessing the U.S first major loss since Vietnam.