Markoto

The average melee mind can't comprehend my silliness

This is the first year since I first started streaming where I didn't make enough streaming income to need to report it to the IRS. It's a strange feeling.

Ok now I can legitimately claim top 300!

It's too early in the week to be real but I can still technically claim top 200!

@maxlaughton I mean for the Seahawks 19 vs 18 is a legitimate difference since the Patriots then have to hit two 2-point conversions instead of one to tie with 2 TDs/FG, so I think that's logical enough. Patriots not going for 2 is just bad though

why did the Seahawks not go for 2 to lead by 20 instead of 19? why did the Patriots not go for 2 to trail by 11 instead of 12? why can coaches do everything but count

Today I learned about binomial distribution confidence intervals in order to estimate how likely it is that a virtual horse girl gets fat after an eating contest. Where did my life go wrong?

I don't know how to feel about there being 2 Glorb songs and an Uma song in the top 15

Found a lot of good songs this year, not a single repeat artist or song from last year

@ShutterSaaali Well you could also be behind other Pace Chasers. It's not consistent at all, but there aren't many good consistent options for Pace this CM. I do agree that Red Shift would be better for Lates, but they have LPSI and Flowery Maneuver which I think are better.

@ShutterSaaali To be fair, I think Shooting for Victory has legitimate upside, you just have to start outside of the placement range (ie not 3rd-4th) and then enter that range a little closer to the last spurt. Of course, I doubt that the commenter was thinking about this.

@DostyaAK I really wish Cocon was more likeable, I feel like the Unity Cup story would be super sweet, except we are never given a reason to want Cocon to get a happy ending. It's especially frustrating because they clearly can write sympathetic villains, I think Riko is done very well.

I think Glasse should have the right to shoot Cocon at least once

@JOHNTWOK @hueoops Unless there's a secret ultra-rare 3rd branch, everyone here is either trolling or exposing themselves as not looking at their screens while playing. I've seen both branches and nothing remotely like that happens.

@hueoops am i just incredibly lucky and never hit this or am I being fed misinformation

it’s funny the first option has a chance of her tearing her acl which makes her never talk to you again

@vodkalover52 In every failed run, your Uma never made the URA Finale, and presumably Happy Meek won. So by that logic there might be more timelines where Happy Meek wins than not.

do you think happy meek is aware that she is destined to live in someone elses shadow no matter how hard she tries

@PizzaMozarellas What does your deck and collection look like? That'd be the first place to start, although I think if you're getting C+ it's more likely you're messing up badly in playing the career. Is it just losing the Tenno Sho repeatedly or are you running into other issues?

I NEED HELP

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@poketakis Doing a career in 10-15 minutes is just butchering your Uma's career in a snobbier way At least if they just instantly fail they get to rest 😂

how are we doing careers in 10-15 minutes what the hell

@FullmetalRainy @aboureux Yeah I feel like people just say this because they want it to be true. People usually point to her good ending, but nothing there really indicates that she knew. The closest would be these lines, but to me this reads as her genuinely believing the 3600m thing.

@aboureux I don’t think she really did know tbh

i just woke up 😭 i'm glad that other people love bakushin too!! and i'm glad she actually knows but IT STILL HURTS

@Rackgun1 @aboureux The problem is that the game mechanics allow you to very easily get Bakushin to run longer distances, so it feels like the trainer's actions were unnecessary, but in the game's intended canon I think the trainer did the right thing, even if it was dishonest.

@Rackgun1 @aboureux By tricking her into taking a much slower improvement path, he was able to get her to 1600m, and the career ends with the implication that he will eventually try to get her even further.

her little head tilt is killing me 🥺 I hate lying to her 💔💔