Mark Reynolds

@Fletch_R32 @BristolCity Because it’s a goal ….

@BristolCity Why would you even celebrate that?

Puskás Award 2026.

@crobbyg It’s like he has to think about every touch

😭😭😭 one of the worst shots ive ever seen

@Akhmedyakoob1 The fact the thing talking needs sub titles says it all

PROTEST B19 3PY‼️ 20 Hospital St, Birmingham, B19 3PY

@ShabanaMahmood Maybe don’t let them in to begin with? That’s a novel idea isn’t it !!

Our pilot of new incentives to remove failed asylum seeking families will save taxpayers up to £20 million. Here's why 👇 1. It costs 158k to put up a family of 3 in an asylum hotel for 1 year. It costs 48k more to forcibly remove someone. A 10k per person incentive, up to a max of 40k per family, will save money. 2. If someone refuses an incentive, we will move to a forced removal. If you have no right to be in this country, you should not be allowed to stay. 3. There is nothing new about incentive payments. The Tories did it. Even Reform say they will do it. 4. Higher incentives have worked in Denmark. 95% of returns there are voluntary. 5. These incentives are not a pull factor. Asylum claims in Denmark are at a 40-year low. And asylum seekers spend tens of thousands of pounds getting to this country, that's more than any incentive payment. 6. This is a pilot of 150 families. We will see if it works and scale it if it does. That's taking a smart approach, that saves taxpayers' money, to restoring order at our borders. I make no apology for doing that.

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Blind as well as stupid 🫡

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB My life's fine ginge🙂

Here's the damage in Whitechapel. My hands are bleeding all over because I was holding onto my stuff. My SD card and most of my film and audio equipment got stolen because they grabbed my pockets. And the police did absolutely nothing. The equipment especially annoyed me because I was using it to go to universities and film, and also film the shows that I do on a daily basis. And I have absolutely no way of replacing it.

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Ok little man 👍. Enjoy your sad little life

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB No definitely a ginger 😁

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB You really are a pathetic little melt. Neither ginger or “trying to be hard”. I can only imagine the shape you’re in who would only give it the big un, in the safety behind a screen. Loser

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB You are literally trying to be hard online I dont know what's more disturbing you simping for a 17 year old or your ginger hair🙂

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB No, you’re the one giving it stacks on the internet. Yes, I would protect someone getting attacked by a group of animals. Especially a child . I’d like to think most men would do the same, but you probably don’t meet that calibre

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Im not the one wanting to be a bodyguard for a 17 year old thats your gig 🙂

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Perhaps you’d like to meet to discuss it ?

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Did bob take you up on your offer to be his bodyguard 😁

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Never taken steroids in my life you drip. It’s called hard work. You are the epitome of a keyboard warrior who’d run a mile in real life

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Don't take steroids it will make your penis shrink😆

@maadchris52 @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB

@Markrensy @TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB He can pay you with his pocket money 😂

@TyronPenasaurou @YoungBobRB Count me in !

@YoungBobRB Please get yourself some security. I’m sure there’s a couple of English blokes that would love to interact with these people!!

@pauline_element @mrdarrenyoung @YoungBobRB He should be able to go whenever he wants you simpleton

@mrdarrenyoung @YoungBobRB He goes to particular areas to provoke a reaction. He does it all the time so he can post ‘assaults’ by Muslims. As far as I have seen there have never been any criminal charges. He is always fine afterwards and off he goes again.

@RmSalih @Shaun66516515 You can have my address you simpleton

@Shaun66516515 Please give me your address. I'm going to send some lads round to your house to insult your mum. Free speech innit? You'll just have to put up with it.

GB News inciting against Muslims again. Insulting the Prophet in an area full of Muslims is a public order offence because it could lead to a breach of the peace. Just like insulting the Torah in Golders Green would be a public order offence. Except if a Muslim did that GB News would be down on them like a ton of bricks.

@TobyHalper @BristolCity @ZakVyner1 You said Bristol Boy. He isn’t Tw@

@Markrensy @BristolCity @ZakVyner1 Been at the club since he was 8. Grow up.

A message from @ZakVyner1. ❤️

@TobyHalper @BristolCity @ZakVyner1 *Bath Boy. If he was “one of us” he wouldn’t have left. That comment on the end wasn’t needed & isn’t true. We all know why he’s left 💰. So own that and be transparent He’s miles off Prem standard. If / when Wrexham get there. He won’t play & will be back in championship

@Markrensy @BristolCity @ZakVyner1 Just saying what he obviously meant ! He’s a Bristol boy who made a career choice to leave a work environment with no ambition. Can hardly blame him.

@TobyHalper @BristolCity @ZakVyner1 Thank you for the clarity on how a transfer works. The point stands

@Markrensy @BristolCity @ZakVyner1 A fan. Not a player

@BristolCity Don’t think it’s as big a miss as people are making out. His defending was questionable & poor in the air for a CB. Admittedly he was ok with the ball at his feet The only thing he had was availability He won’t play in the Prem Last season at WBA was 1 of the worst I’ve seen

We can confirm that Zak Vyner has completed a permanent move to Wrexham for an undisclosed fee, bringing an end to a 20-year association with #BristolCity. Thank you Zak. ❤️