Marla

everyone’s a genius in a bull run and a philosopher in a bear market I’m just here collecting both personalities

@lynk0x too old for potential and too young for results 🫩

You're 25. Stressing like you're 40. Because you want to be rich before 30

@pukerrainbrow just glad that ops swiss knife turned degen didnt make it to your list

CT creator bio checklist: ✅ opinions are my own ✅ not financial advice ✅ building in public ✅ ex-something ✅ dad ✅ link to a telegram you'll regret joining what am i missing

@neet_sol he invested for 80 years so we could YOLO in 8 seconds

@stogolp ser is this financial advise or a threat

pengu does look good tbh

@Leooweb3 manifesting this while I’m still down 80%

Crypto holders in a few months:

@1ssve requiring LinkedIn is how you filter out anyone w real skills

Requiring a LinkedIn URL on a job application is absurd af.

@0xLuxi spent my 20s in worse rooms for more rent

is this room enough to spend your 20s alone ?

@Brookcalls 500+ replies and still time for the cabal, I need to remember next time I make excuses

breakdown of today - got rugged - went sun maxxing - engage mutuals - replied over 500+ - having cabal meeting

@Param_eth best month for Lazarus, atleast bestie Kim is having a good time

Worst month for DeFi: - Drift hacked - rsETH exploit - Aave liquidity crisis - USDT frozen on Tron - Arbitrum is centralised - Multiple bridges drained - Lazarus group become more rich - Several protocols paused operations

@sirceen the only problem I see is not inviting me to the ponzi

I have a problem I like to gamble on memes, jpegs, and ponzis

@pukerrainbrow this is why I don’t trust beaches anymore

it took me 5 minutes to understand this

@vainxyz my sleep schedule and portfolio both down bad

@neet_sol username NEET saying this is too real

never thought we'd reach the point where unemployment would be a status symbol. what a time to be alive

humans went from “don’t trust strangers online” to taking financial advice from anime profile pictures evolution is crazy

people ignore global issues until markets drop then suddenly everyone’s a geopolitical analyst

@saintniko that random person also told me to invest in XRP. we don’t listen to them

uniswap processed $3B in the last 24hrs but some random person on the internet told me defi was dead

groceries up rent up everything up except my portfolio 👍

@vainxyz upgraded from physical damage to financial damage

@erequendi tip the waiter $10k and say keep the change like I’m in a movie

bro imagine you woke up to $1.6m what is your next move?

@lynk0x $86B btc and never once tweeted gm, real icon

This dude has $86 Billion in Bitcoin and we still don't know him, but you're flexing a $200 dollar watch 💀