Christian Marner

Win a pair of hospitality tickets to Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest 🎟️ We're proud sponsors of the @EuropaLeague & Aston Villa and we're giving away 3 pairs of 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 to the semi final! To Enter: Follow @Betano_UK RT this post #AVFC

@youngy18 What a player. Ageless. Enjoy your retirement.

From Sefton Road to Vicarage Road to Villa Park to Wembley to Old Trafford to San Siro back to Villa Park to Goodison Park and finally to Portman Road. It’s been some journey that I only dreamt of as a boy! But with this dream there has to be an ending and Saturday might be the Last Game Of My Professional Career🤘🏾💛💜🤍❤️💙 23 years and OUT! To be continued….

Win a pair of matchday tickets to Aston Villa v Tottenham 🎟️ We're proud sponsors of Aston Villa and we're giving away 3 pairs of matchday tickets to Villa Park. To Enter: Follow @Betano_UK RT this post #AVFC

Win a pair of hospitality tickets to Nottingham Forest v Aston Villa🎟️ We're proud sponsors of the @EuropaLeague and Aston Villa and we're giving away 3 pairs of 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 to the first semi final! To Enter: Follow @Betano_UK RT this post #AVFC

A year of Labour in power and Rachel Reeves looks like she’s been managing Spurs for 12 months.

Football latest: club who wanted to join a different league look set to finally get their wish

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Keir Starmer says Britain is 'well placed to weather the energy crisis', thanks to the government's efforts over the last 2 years to get everyone used to having no money

Due to his scheduled hernia surgery, Tottenham keeper Guglielmo Vicario will miss the next 2 managers 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ #Spurs

Back then, it was worth watching football. 🥹

RIP Chuck.

🔴 Clubs to reach a major European QF in each of the last 3 seasons 👇 ◉ Arsenal ◉ Real Madrid ◉ Bayern Munich ◉ Barcelona ◉ PSG ◉ Aston Villa 🆕 That company. Thats the list. 🫡 #AVFC

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

We are so over! 😀

Arsenal Second. 🍼

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor uses cunning plan in an attempt to make charges disappear...

What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common? It all went to shit when Fergie left. #YFB

, The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that." "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

It's been 𝟐𝟗𝟔 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 since Aston Villa were last awarded a penalty. Despite this they... 🟣 Currently sit in 3rd place in the league 🔵 Are eight points clear of 6th-placed Liverpool 🟣 Have kept three clean sheets in the last six #AVFC