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Israels Plan has always been to bomb #Gaza forcing Palestinians into #Rafah, then Bomb Rafah leaving them with nowhere to go but Egypt backed by US pressure. Here's the report from Gila Gamliel of the Likud Party. Ethnic Cleansing Playbook. 972mag.com/intelligence-m…

@nikicaga I bet they let you talk about Quidditch, the United federation of planets, and the Jedi way.

"No sports, no politics, no religion" Give me a bar with NOTHIN

@haunt0l0gy I've been getting an insane amount of ads to move to Uruguay....like wtf? I've never googled Uruguay, thought about Uruguay, dreamed about Uruguay, I have 0 connection to Uruguay. What's going on?

getting some remarkable targeted ads lately

how do u tell a girl her cooter stinks without sounding like the worlds next Hitler to her

@justalexoki She needs to take imaginary ozempiac. You wanna be fat, be fat, just stfu about it. I can't stand her fat gross face even when it's stuffing itself with imaginary food covered in imaginary ranch

even when she's eating nothing she couldn't fit it in one box 😂😂😂😂

@Jvnior Community note on here was proposed by an experimental AI in case any of you fucking sheep would take the time to look in to anything.

@martian_lore I know I shouldn't feel this way but it's heartbreaking to watch this video.

The thing about being an apex predator is that, if you live long enough, the way you die is by starving to death

@VicVijayakumar What's the problem?

wife left the kids home with me and said she needed to go be alone for a bit

@tigerlilysghost Stop kissing your kids on the mouth. It's weird at every fkn age

“Kissing your baby on the mouth could give them herpes.” Why do all of you guys have herpes

@olliduacd Good lord, I was not prepared for this.

@Mr_Ceyram And not a single person will complain.

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

@GrantSlatton How'd it go? What's his company name? No matter where in the world, it's always good to have a reliable exterminator who has a grudge against vermin.

have a rat getting into my attic somehow calling exterminators to get quotes one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats found my contractor

@mldiffley "If I point and do things in slow motion, they'll never suspect I have no idea wtf im doing"

Every coach I’ve ever had would bench you for the season if you did this

@CLEsportsTalk Fucking hate Stephen Vogt and his stupid fucking face. Stupid fuckin asshole constantly making the wrong decisions. Pinch run for hedges in the 9th? nahh Bring smith in earlier...nahhhh, bring smith out for the 9th nahh. Don't have a stupid asshole face? NAHH. Fuck you

Just let it out! Thoughts on the #Guardians after tonight’s loss? #REPLY

@melchizedek420 I've never exchanged a message with my doordash delivery guy/gal in my entire life. Some people are just too involved in meaningless BS.

I love that the doordash subreddit is just users posting their L’s, getting completely fried up, just absolutely blown tf out

@tobisdead @ATR3lDES You're crazy

@ATR3lDES am i crazy i don’t think he’s ugly

its “leave you ugly boyfriend” year

@BeardsonBeardly I don't get it, someone please explain.

“Just find you a nice church girl” The girls at Church:

@MattsGottaNo @NickHintonn Wait who is Sally Field? its Fields

@NickHintonn Other effects are still in play. When Sally Field becomes Sally Fields again I’ll raise an eyebrow. 🤨

Why couldn’t I find any of these pics until after CERN shut off

@0ba0sama I'd like to go back to the days when people hid their weed like in a normal fucking society.

Rolling bigger blunts don’t make you higher.

@pelagiusreborn He is legitimately much better looking than her...no homo.

Yet another case of a girl thinking she mogs a guy but it’s a stone cold looksmatch

@saruhschwartz What's the name of the company? This is actually some next level nonsense. I would btch slap these people in person. Seriously go in to their office, ask the same questions and see if they respond the same way. Everyone is tough behind a screen...(Myself included).

Asked my building management company for my unit’s StreetEasy link for me to share to try to get it rented and they’re being very normal about it