Waylon Marshall

"No, officer, I don't know how fast I was going because I was having a moment of zen in my FUCKING WHALERS CAR."

Everyone posts inspirational quotes to make them selves look like they have their shit together..this is mine

Going to be an emotional day to see my friend @ScottByrne72 close out an outstanding career tomorrow night #nfp twitter.com/thestarphoenix…

I think it's about time we all met up for one BIG Happy Hour..I think the World needs a drink #ericchurch

@tweetodonnell ask him if he's ever heard of Winter Sports Day🍻

@ScottByrne72 in the gear he started his career with on the last day of his career @prorodeocanada @cfredmonton

A standing ovation for one of rodeos heroes! The one and only @ScottByrne72! #CFR42

If someone can keep us on our win streak it's this guy...but we want him back healthy @mikemokuruk #nomorecellys

I know this is a long shot but Does anyone have 4 tix to give away or sell for Sundays CFR? Cheers🍻

The old boy in the white shirt @ScottByrne72 is set to retire on Sunday #CFR #greatcareer

Scott Byrne set to retire after 20 years of being chased by angry bulls bit.ly/1O0tLsQ

If you thought this was normal growing up..you had a good childhood @SmallTwnProbs oh and licking blue salt blocks

@leroybumpkin don't you wish you were still farming...this is every farmer this year twitter.com/j_roadhouse/st…

New MISFIT documentary is out on VHS tommorrow...bring it to our season opener on Tuesday to get autographed

Because nothing says "lunchtime fun" to kids quite like impoverished Depression-era mountain folks with a flat tire.

@NHLFlames MacGyver the flames fan. Who knew?

Kanye Twitty

Thank you to everyone who was in Kitscoty Saturday night for the Don King Memorial Hockey game. The Monarchs took... fb.me/3AnOeVcE9

Used to grab a pack after mom drove me to store w/out a seat belt. Then I'd go biking using my cranium for a helmet.