Melvin

After an 80 week suspension OG Melvin 1.0 is back. Gonna have to follow a lot of people that I followed with Melvin 4.0 the last 18 months. Apologies for any confusion. Melvin 4.0 has been retired.

@HeathDeMarco8 I never sent a death threat. That was you. I actually never made any threats nor insinuated bodily harm. See my most recent comment for clarity.

@Zahxbys @ChriTiak @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni

@MarsmanMelvin @ChriTiak @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Joined in 2012 you’re like 30 acting like this with an ai pfp😭

For the price of a Knicks Finals ticket you can buy a 4 bedroom house in Oklahoma City

@Betsycashmoney x.com/okcthunderwave…

Bulls fans and/or Draft Nerds: Whom should the Bulls draft at #4 & #15? (Or if you think there's a player worth trading up for at #1-3, I'm open to that too)

@mynameis_kaylee 🥰

@MarsmanMelvin 😆😆 he does have extra tickets often throughout the season! I can start letting you know!

Who will be at Paycom tonight?

@Lee319237674091 @Nebraskangooner @DrJesseMorse Ok you win

@MarsmanMelvin @Nebraskangooner @DrJesseMorse Thats what makes it even better all the creamy jizz mixed in

There’s certain things I won’t do for my health. I live in Miami, one of the hottest cities in America. Here’s the weather today and it’s only May lol. You think I’m going to walk around all day with an umbrella (when it’s not raining)?? Come’on bro.

@mynameis_kaylee I need to be his friend also willing to bribe if necessary 😭

@MarsmanMelvin My buddy called me today & said his son won’t be back from vacation with his mom! We’ve been going for 15 years together lol

@mynameis_kaylee So jealous

@MarsmanMelvin YAS!!!

@HeathDeMarco8 @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni On god we can discuss this in person

@ChriTiak @Zahxbys @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Oh look, the moron proven wrong trying to sneak diss instead of acknowledge being the moron he is.

@MarsmanMelvin @Zahxbys @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni I think OKC is a great city and I root for them to beat the spurs, but you sir are an idiot. Have a nice day👍🏿

@RBurrows_02 @_a_real_fan @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Stay on your side

@MarsmanMelvin @_a_real_fan @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni I know you typed this and thought it sounded so cool 😭

realizing nobody knows my name on here and honestly i’m okay with that. no one perceive me ever

@RBurrows_02 @_a_real_fan @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni No. We are Okies. You just a busted bitch softer than medicated cotton. It’s the WCF. We ain’t got a spot on the bus for cowards like you.

@_a_real_fan @MarsmanMelvin @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Yall are insane 😭

@ChriTiak @Zahxbys @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Highest concentration of IV drug us and SSRI medication in the US Listen. You may think you are smart, but there’s levels to this.

@MarsmanMelvin @Zahxbys @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Least drinkable tap water in the US is just factually wrong. Like saying the sky is green.

@SHEG031 @_WE_AINT_SHIT Ok not my finest moment but had to uh, handle some business when I saw these pictures but with post nut clarity honestly I’m still ok with it

@_WE_AINT_SHIT They look a mess lol

If I say what’s on my mind right now yall gonna think I’m mean

@RBurrows_02 @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni M’kay

@MarsmanMelvin @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni All I said was “be nice to people” and I’m a traitor now? Nice Oklahoma hospitality you have man. Not sure why you’re such a rude person but I hope you get over whatever demons that are causing that. Have a good one.

@Zahxbys @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Least drinkable tap water in the US Highest concentration of STDs Least amount of mental health support for its population Highest concentration of rodents and cockroaches in the northern hemisphere Tell me more

@MarsmanMelvin @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni NYC is heaven compared to some parts of OKC lol a walkable city with a train system while I have to walk 40 minutes to a grocery store in OKC and it’d be impossible to do anything if I didn’t have a car.

@BelgiumWaffleU @RBurrows_02 @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Most casual fan. I sure don’t respect him.

@RBurrows_02 @MarsmanMelvin @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni You sound like a bitch tbh

@RBurrows_02 @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Not even sure what that means lil bro. Melvin is a fictional blue alien. That’s who you are beefing with atm being perhaps the weakest link in the Thunder fan chain. Maybe go find another team since you wanna act like a traitor.

@MarsmanMelvin @AndrewKSchlecht @Kaz_Khadem @JustEsBaraheni Weird to say that while boasting a literal alien in your profile pic