The Neverending Seethe

I’ll send a good morning text when I’m good and ready.

Impossible not to do Nigel Tufnel facial tics listening to the riffs on “Seven Nation Army”

If that’s your girl why did she use my driveway to turn around then

@AnnaRblk Rains 364/365 days a year there.

It’s time to use AI for something good: redoing the “Rabbit in Your Headlights” music video to make it look less fakey.

“aperture lets the light in” is one of those deceptively simple, pithily perfect lyrics that songwriters can only dream of

Things I tell my dog after very minor infractions: I will destroy you I will end you I will physically remove you from this plane of existence There is no universe where you continue to exist that I, also existing, can or will allow Bad boy

starbucks: take your handcrafted artisanal swiss la bean. it’s $8. leave dunkin: welcome dumkin domuts what want

some of yall french tips look like spanish advice

@Thebiglade Please please please please come back to me!!!!!

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name

[inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

@Fiendyafterdark @seanparrott @jetskitosway2 In fact, the only good song they’ve ever recorded. The only non-obnoxious song they’ve ever recorded.

best Animal Collective song of all time but you can’t say My Girls or Fireworks

@seanparrott @jetskitosway2 Came here to say this. You’re right!

@jetskitosway2 Trick question: My Girls only good Animal Collective song.

@Matt_Pinner Minette

Can someone suggest a super old-fashioned girl name Not Barbara

@theneedledrop Perhaps if you gave a sincere review instead of a performatively disingenuous review, you’d find that it’s the best Tame Impala album.

OKAY SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE NEW TAME IMPALA ALBUM!

@szgoldner “Neverender” is a fantastic song, and nowhere in the realm of “generic.” Get real, man. You’re way off base.

scraped the resin for pitchfork

@stoolpresidente Bad timing, Churlish Crank! Oh wait, you’re not him, he’s the other one. Which one are you again?

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.