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@TheCinesthetic His 'Father of the Bride' speech is superb as well. Threatened to use it but daughter didn't agree, can't imagine why?

One of the greatest stand-up bits ever, Rowan Atkinson as the Devil is pure genius.

@Athol324 @TheCinesthetic ITS COMEDY!!!!

Cowardly … of course no mention of Islam, a cult where old men can marry sexual year-old little girls - however, they have the humanity not to rape them until nine years old. Wonderful people. Or freak Obama, the trash who racially divided the nation and released billions of dollars to Iran, an Islamic terrorist regime. But mentions Trump, who actually says illegals shouldn’t be in our country raping our young daughters and his support of capitalism to help more people out of poverty. Of course the low IQ Democrat trash filling the room applaud like the mentally diseased freaks they are. So cowardly, @OfficalMrBean

@CelticForver @RangersReview55 @Chris_Jack89 You brought up child abuse? Really?

@RangersReview55 @Chris_Jack89 Aye cheating ya fucking tax dodging clown and Gordon neeley use are rotten to the core fuckin ratssss

Celtic are set to ban Rangers supporters from the final Old Firm fixture of the campaign at Parkhead next month. The Rangers Review understands that no away fans are to be at Parkhead after the split. 🚨 Exclusive @Chris_Jack89 rangersreview.co.uk/features/26052…

Rayner is under investigation by hmrc. Burnham isn't an MP. Streeting is too right wing, and Ed needs a straightjacket. So it could be any of them really

@PeteWishart In the same way as you would remove a burglar from your house. Sorry, just remembered, you would send people to jail for that too.

They would deport hundreds of thousands of people with an ICE style removal force. We will tell them in Scotland that this is not us and we accept our role as good world citizens. #rejectReform thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@PeteWishart That aged well?

Well this is kind of inconvenient. I think the statement the Prime Minister is going to make on Monday will be of the resignation variety.

@salmanshinwari @MOSSADil I also doubt it is true, but just to counter your points, Islam is a religion of peace. Just asking, how many shotguns were stored in the classroom when you were at school?

@MOSSADil Even if this was true , which I doubt as Zionists are usually liars, these are all hunting shotguns, and these are used for self defence as cannot target a far target

🔴Look at what the IDF found inside a school in Lebanon.

@Pompytrunk @afneil As Charlie Wilson said after chasing the Russians out of Afghanistan, covertly, 40 years ago 'we fucked up the end game'.

@afneil Twenty years of war, countless lives and nothing changed

This would be the kinder, gentler Taliban we were promised when Biden scuttled. Working out well.

@STVNews Watch this summer. There will be another air traffic control computer failure that will make air travel unbearable. Used to be once in a blue moon, now at least two a year.

@STVNews It is simply part of the plan to restrict your freedom to live how and where you like. The puppets in Holyrood and Westminster only do as they are told and the lives of those who live independently are made unbearable to the point where they give up.

Ferry disruption due to failure to invest in fleet, says CalMac boss. #Echobox=1775757677-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.stv.tv/scotland/ferry…

@STVNews They admit defeat giving up their freedoms to live in a little box in a 15 minute city being fed the 'news' via controlled media. Keeps us plebs off the roads, out of the air and off the sea. More space for the global elite to enjoy.

@keepsayingitok @TrumanShowLive @AllisonPearson Not really. Blair was the first to sell out completely to the globalist cabal and he seems to have done quite well out of that?

@TrumanShowLive @AllisonPearson It's been the same forever.

Almost two thirds of voters want Starmer out. Can’t stand him. Including almost 50% who voted Labour. Most want a General election NOW! We can’t limp on with this zombie government. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@DonaldCMacleod Stealing this!

Happy Easter 🐣 😜

@ibroxrocks 7 to 10 days?

Manager is hopeful Tuur Rommens will be back for 2nd game in split.

@catturd2 Totally agree. Fuck off and take your shit with you. Just remember we saved your asses in WW2 and lined your pockets at the same time.

- Pull out of NATO. - Close all bases and remove all military personal from the UK, Germany, Spain, and France. - Never protect these countries again. - Stop all trade with these countries. ZERO. - Refuse to share any military technologies and don't allow to them to buy any military equipment. Ever. - Don't share any intelligence with them. NONE. - Tell them they have to provide 100% of weapons and money to Ukraine. - Cut them off completely.

@MrJamesMay All good up to including the glorious MK9. MH434 is a thing of beauty. The matching underside radiators help the aesthetics.

Spitfires became progressively less pretty from the prototype onwards. Braced and ready.

Under ‘today’s news’ on X there was a story about a poll of 3,400 people showing Restore getting more support than Reform U.K. Much larger polls haven’t had as much attention so why is this news? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Who would get your vote? Please share to get decent sized poll.

@davidkurten Maybe he has read the bill and understands it? Maybe he doesn't get swayed by this kind of hysterical misinformation?

In his coronation, King Charles III took an oath 'to the utmost of my power to maintain the Laws of God' in the United Kingdom. He needs to refuse Royal Assent to abortion-to-birth. If he does not, he will have broken his coronation oath and acted against our constitution.

@TPointUK @RoyalFamily The reason only 1% support it is that only 1% understand it and the rest are listening to this type of drivel on social media.

We call on King Charles III to do the right thing and refuse to sign the extremist full-term abortion bill into law. Only 1% of the public support it. This is a chance for the monarchy to show they stand with the British people against radicals. @RoyalFamily

@Mark_Cheetham @Brooks675480 And you are ignorant and don't understand the content of the bill. Just read some headlines and got typing.

@Brooks675480 Its evil and immoral.