Martin Hayes

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Martin Hayes

Martin Hayes

@MartinH4

fan of Palace and those that look hard enough to see how hysterically funny life can be

Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Mike Newman
Mike Newman@MikeNewmanop·
@FYPFanzine @SkySports @CPFC Sky have never forgiven us for the DILDO. They’d like us to cease to exist but as we refuse to do so they pretend we have, particularly when we achieve something. The only time they were happy not covering the Cup Final was when we won it
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Five Year Plan 🦅🏆🏆
Who at @SkySports forgot to include @cpfc in The Play-Offs at 40? Palace are the only team to have won promotion to the top tier via the playoffs four times. We’ve featured in the playoffs three more times when we have lost. Not even a mention! 🤯
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@OffTrack94 @CPFCHQ Can you direct me to the source data, I would be interested to see it. Not too sure how you compare it everyone else as you suggest but keen to see it.
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JP@OffTrack94·
@MartinH4 @CPFCHQ Young, Sterling, Drogba, Ronaldo... Many more too have been far far worse than Salah and sure not everyone gets every decision but data shows FACTUALLY he's treated FAR worse than all others.
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@OffTrack94 @CPFCHQ You would get less decisions than others if you dive more often wouldn't you. ;) Mo has history with us on diving in the box without contact & getting pens. At least twice. Wonderful player & sure he doesn't get every genuine one - who does. But he's no angel. Young was far worse
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JP@OffTrack94·
@CPFCHQ Salah has always FACTUALLY got far fewer decisions than other top attackers. It gets ignored weekly then when he dives once every 3 months you dipshits come out P.s. Zaha was an awful diver. Your own (and every clubs) defenders dive EVERY WEEK to win fouls to get out of trouble.
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@CPFC Any idea what time the full 90 for yesterday's game vs Liverpool will go up on Palace TV? With it not being televised it's the only way for those unable to travel to see the full match. TBH I am still waiting for Sunderland away which was never posted :(
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@ohjoewalker Touch more cluelessness this time in that first half. Only Pino & Canvot can see & make a pass. The rest have been poor with the ball and a few off the pace. How Mitch keeps playing at this pace I don’t know but great run by him. Agree on subs although I would give S-L another 10
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Joe Walker 🦅
Joe Walker 🦅@ohjoewalker·
Very similar to the Newcastle game after the first leg. Sarr, Mateta and Kamada on second half and we’ll turn it on again
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@EON_SE_en Booked smart meter swap for Jan. Gas meter not swapped on day so been waiting/chasing ever since. Told delay is cos eon deleted existing meter from database & replacement can’t be booked until reinstated! 3 months later - still waiting!!! Meantime u chase me to swap! Bizarre
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@domfifield It is very strange isn’t it. Wonderful, but still very strange. Also, I think that the first match I have enjoyed in Europe since the first game vs Dynamo. Maybe I could get used to it…. :) :)
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Dominic Fifield
Dominic Fifield@domfifield·
Even with all the usual caveats, that was pretty special. Never thought I would see #CPFC thump a side like Fiorentina. Wonderful to see
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@ohjoewalker And yet he can't get a start or even decent minutes in a team struggling to break through tight defences. Mind numbing. Do we expect anything different on Thursday night? Nope....
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Joe Walker 🦅
Joe Walker 🦅@ohjoewalker·
@couge0102 The Pearl clutching in the quotes is obscene. If a Leeds player had done that I wouldn’t have cared, it’s like people celebrating a penalty no? Not having Leeds fans of all people claiming it’s unsportsmanlike
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@WingingItCPFC No doubt would clutch his head and demand the bed was given a red. If it was Kavanagh, he would probably send the bed off.
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Samuel Luckhurst
Samuel Luckhurst@samuelluckhurst·
Glasner: 'The red card changed the game completely. I think it's a very hard decision. The foul starts outside the box. Matheus Cunha is very smart to wait until he is inside the box and fall down.' #mufc
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@Barbara4003 I’m still trying to work out who picks Wharton to mark Maguire at corners. Adam must have upset them whoever it was….
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@henrywinter do you understand refs’ approach to manhandling at corners? Like wrestling now. Who thinks allowing holding, shoving, etc is a good idea? Fans didn’t ask for it. Anywhere else on pitch it’s a fk. Wastes time as they spar before kick taken. Bizarre now.
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@julianchenery @BobbyManzi I agree that he should stay and complete his contract but I do think there are too many making excuses for his mistakes (not you btw). He isn’t perfect, no one is, but he is right for us this season. Let’s just see him as he is. No need to whitewash him.
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Julian Chenery
Julian Chenery@julianchenery·
@BobbyManzi Oli Glasner is not just articulate, passionate and emotional but a bloody good coach. All Palace fans want the best thing for the club - imo OG is currently that best thing for the club. He can plot our way to Leipzig - that’s what we all want.
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Bobby Manzi
Bobby Manzi@BobbyManzi·
It’s easy after wins, but Oliver Glasner has been much more dignified over the past week — adopting a conciliatory tone and determined to clarify his message. He stands by his remarks, although he admits he would not have been as forthright publicly with a clearer head. Glasner is an emotional character and makes no apology for that. Managers are not robots, Glasner's passion signifies his investment. If everyone is sensible, Humble-Gate should be put to rest. ‘Remember where you come from’ automatically gets people’s backs up, but the point he attempted to make was pertinent — trying to pacify the outside noise, urging supporters to keep perspective and remain grounded to find the fight to get the season back on track. Palace could return to the top 10 on Sunday and they are in the last 16 of the Conference League, there remains reason to be optimistic. All is not lost, far from it. #CPFC
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Eejit Sandwich
Eejit Sandwich@astronautist_tv·
@Callum_CPFC_ Pino behind the front two pal,he's made for that role with his high I.Q. and quick feet.Has the vision and craft to play through the lines and down the sides in tight areas with both feet which is a defenders nightmare and would bring the best out of the other three.
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@Barbara4003 It is a loan as above said but it is with an obligation triggered by agreed criteria. Don't think they ever document what that is exactly but its usually so many starts or mins etc. or maybe that he still has two legs and breathing by the eof the week :) 🤣
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@Luke_Seychell McNeill was always a big favourite of DF’s so that should cheer some up.
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Luke Weaser-Seychell 🏆🏆
Luke Weaser-Seychell 🏆🏆@Luke_Seychell·
People think Dougie is the messiah. Yes he was good, yes this window really isn't going how I expected, but he spent a lot of money on the likes of Nketiah and Franca. He wasn't perfect and he's also ditched us twice now, we need to accept moving on and find a good replacement.
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Palace Report
Palace Report@PalaceReport·
🚨 😧 Not only has Jean-Philippe Mateta’s move to AC Milan fallen through, as per a report from Gianluca Di Marzio, the Frenchman now requires knee surgery, @sachatavolieri understands.
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@shaun_eagles I think off for an op so we can sell in the Summer and then sit him on the bench with no minutes until maybe the last couple of games so we can show buyers he is fit. Reap what you sow
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Martin Hayes
Martin Hayes@MartinH4·
@GeorgeHilder5 So you are let down by Mateta's dubious failure to pass the AC Milan medical. Do you blame their doc or AC milan for using this as an excuse to call it off because they can't now sell Nkunku
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GeorgeHCPFC🦅
GeorgeHCPFC🦅@GeorgeHilder5·
Never felt so down as a palace fan tbh. Our squad is actually champ standard. Deserves to go down
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