Martin Hunt

@GMB I work as a contractor inside the IR35 tax regulations which means that I have to pay my own Employers NI, am I not a ‘working person’?

@dhlexpressuk You had delayed my delivery to today, same 1653 to 1753 time slot. I have just checked and you have delayed it to tomorrow now. I assume the “express” in your name is being used ironically! I paid for next day delivery and was happy to cut you some slack but …

@dhlexpressuk You have one job, to deliver parcels and you can’t manage to do that. I was expecting a delivery yesterday which you confirmed by text but it never arrived. When I checked it had been returned to the depot 2.5 hours before the delivery time slot but no notification

@DunbarianOBE So, finally, I know someone who eats picked eggs!

@ReturnofR Has to be Baker Street surely

What SONG has the BEST USE of a SAXOPHONE?

@simonmhill @Autocourse1 @JakeHillDriver 1966 was an excellent year to be born Simon!

My Mum first got me @Autocourse1 for Christmas 1980, and every year until she passed in 2013 @JakeHillDriver has got me it ever since. Always wanted the 1966 edition from the year I was born - Jake & Ellie surprised me for my birthday and I seem to have a tear in my eye now ❤️

@Dunbarian 😂

@FedExEurope “We were unable to deliver your package…” - no, you weren’t, you haven’t tried. I have just had a case of wine delivered by @dhlexpressuk so I’m definitely here, your driver hasn’t been though. PS your portal isn’t working either!! 🙁

@Dunbarian Have a good one!

@Dunbarian Happy anniversary!

@Dunbarian Have you stowed away on a lifeboat from the Mersey ferry?

Watching The Most Hated Man On The Internet on Netflix, nothing but admiration for @CharlotteLaws and nothing but contempt for Hunter Moore. Amazing work by Charlotte to bring him to Justice together with James McGibney, the FBI and Anonymous. #TheMostHatedManOnTheInternet

@DPDgroup_news “We’ve missed you” - no you bloody haven’t, you haven’t even been to the house! Want proof, I’m happy to supply the Ring doorbell footage for the time period that you claim to have been to the house!

@Dunbarian @Alanpage190 @LFC When was Paris cheap, 1943?

@yellowspanner @_SuperGT @BTCC It’s ok @TriggersBr00m is ready for a rescue mission with Martin as the Hoff

The suicide rate for doctors is variably estimated at between 2-5 x the rate of general population. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? Call National Suicide Prevention Helpline 0800 689 5652.

@Dunbarian I’d love to see Victoria’s take on this…

@Dunbarian That’s a good choice 👍

@Dunbarian Spot on!

@AdamMorgan33 Congratulations!

@carolinelizabethx you are Amazing! I am so proud of you! Two perfect babies! Welcome to the world… 09:48 👶🏼 Harry James - 6lb 0.5oz 09:49 👶🏼 Heidi Elizabeth - 5lb 6oz Mum and babies recovering and hopefully back home soon. Massive thank you to everyone at #royalprestonhospital