Martin J Bragg

@GLB_88 Jupiter?

Guess where I am 🤣

@GLB_88 A bloody big one

If you had to give up every drink in the world apart from one, which would it be?

@GLB_88 Hope you’re OK G

Something weird is going on. BYE.

@GLB_88 As in 9.15am?

@sophiearumble Hot cross bun is the only correct flavour for hot cross buns!

@GLB_88 How would we recognise you in your camouflage G?

A lot going on today! If you see me in the city do not talk to me 🥰

@sophiearumble I’d happily eat a bowl of buttery salted peas on their own 😋😋

@GLB_88 Roy al Family?

OAP home chats…. Favourite Roy…

@GLB_88 @SamGoodman990 There definitely should be different types of like!

@SamGoodman990 Weird liking this, it’s not a how awesome like! 🤣 it’s a i understand like 👍🏼

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@GLB_88 What if you got run over with a salt cellar with a loosened lid?

There is nothing WORSE, than putting seasoning or sauce on your dinner and completely ruining it. Don’t come at me with being run over is WORSE, because it is NOT!

@GLB_88 I couldn’t agree more G. This was the first thing I posted after I invented the internet!

Nothing fills me with rage more than people taking other peoples work and passing it off as their own! People like that needed to be egged in the face!

@GLB_88 You hoping for enough to get a seat? 🤣🤣

Squashed against the door on the fast Met line out of the city pondering how much my noods will get!

@GLB_88 Have a look in your kitchen 😉

Where do you go to look at white goods these days, is it only Currys? I want to see the bloody freezer! 🧐

@GLB_88 Hope it wasn’t one of those flip up ones G!

Just gave a blind lady my seat on the tube, I might go to heaven after all, probably not.

@GLB_88 Sometimes you just need a pizza

Just ended an intense meeting, they said take a break, get some lunch. I said out loud I need a margarita 🤣

@sophiearumble Vote Rumble!

@thebrunette24 Your BF is plainly a man of impeccable taste Rachel.

@GLB_88 Happy birthday G Hope you’ve had a lovely day xx

I’ve managed to keep myself alive for another year around the sun, not easy mate! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY and I’m awesome! 🎉🥳🎂🎁🎈🎊

@GLB_88 Some names just work with the descriptor ‘good old’ and Len is one. You never here anyone say Good old Cameron

@MartinJBragg You know Len! Good old len!

For lent I’m going to be more sexy! 👍🏼

@GLB_88 And who’s Len?

@GLB_88 It’s what God would want G