Philip Martin McCaulay

Five years on, I’m grateful for a public experience that taught me boundaries, discernment, and restraint. It clarified how incentives shape behavior — and how consistency and integrity outlast noise. The lessons still pay dividends.

🚨 Humble Brag Alert 🚨 My Conquer the Exam in Under 90 Minutes audiobooks now hold 40 of the top 46 spots on Audible’s Hot New Releases in Study Guides. Muhammad Ali was right: ‘It’s not bragging if you can back it up.’ 🥊

The DC football team used two of my trademarked names both times they changed the name —for free. If I’d launched my Conquer the Exam vocational exam study guide series earlier, they’d probably be the Washington Conquerors by now. Apparently, they really like my work.

@Procrastinatus @nick_underhill A ski jump.

We’re fully into offseason @nick_underhill 😂😂

@TheOnion I need a Swiftie* shirt (*latest fad).

Turn down that infernal rap band and open up your wallet for the Kelly Collection. store.theonion.com/products/rap-b…

@PicturesFoIder Ape vs Monster.

@STEVEYGIII @bangcvnt Tell your cable company you want the “MTV Live” channel. The MTV Live channel plays music videos 24 hours a day.

@bangcvnt Weird MTV puts out a music award show when they’re not a music channel anymore

Most Viewed #VMAs 2023 Performances on YouTube 1. Shakira "Hips Don't Lie/Objection/Whatever, Wherever & More" — 1.2M 2. Olivia Rodrigo "Vampire/Get Him Back" — 654K 3. Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion "Bongos" — 517K 4. #StrayKids "S-Class" — 484K 🌟 5. Doja Cat "Attention/Paint the Town Red/Demons" — 469K STREAM THE PERFORMANCE!! Link: youtu.be/ES9sGfEgelg?si…

@ThatEricAlper Lawn darts.

@JamesGunn Have you seen Faith No More in concert ?

I have a few minutes to answer some questions and will do so below. 2 rules: 1) It must be a question with a yes or no answer and 2) it must be about #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3. Commence!

@NBCSports "Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?"

What’s your favorite quote from a sports movie?

@ThatEricAlper Sacha Baron Cohen sang I Like to Move It on the Madagascar soundtrack.

@ThatEricAlper The End by the Doors.

@WindbagVic Thanks Vic!

@texastrevor Thank you!

@MartinMcCaulay I bought the book and will read it soon!

I am popular with these monkeys.