Martin Braithwaite

Can’t beat a Tannadump Timplosion. Special mention to the Dundee United groundsman for his dedication & craft to that fine playing surface

Self proclaimed best supporters in the world taking it well again this afternoon #beautifulsunday

Me & Seb looking for a cure for this bloody cold & Iranian spies down at Barry Buddon #donttellthemyournameseb

@PolitlcsUK They wouldn’t see anything that works anyway

🚨 NEW: Two suspected Iranian spies were arrested after trying to break into HMNB Clyde yesterday - Britain’s nuclear submarine base [@jeromestarkey]

Supposed to be in Seville right now for a wee break. But circumstances enforced a change of plans. Instead of tapas in the rain, I’m having a cuppa, sitting in the fronties on the Tayside Riviera. Might have to go in soon & watch Rachel Riley work her magic marker #staycation

Bodo Glimt absolutely destroying the narrative that clubs from smaller countries can’t compete at the top table

@BurleighArchie Has really underwhelmed for me thus far compared to the top player he was in red. But agree he was worth a try late on against such poor opposition. Still in disbelief at creating so little & losing to that utter dross.

@MartinWillB Miovski should have come on for Chermiti for Extra time. He would have caused chaos with that defence. Just new it. Rohl same a Gerrard. Not going for the game.

Should’ve ended their season over the last fortnight but instead that dross has pretty much ended ours. We’ve a losing mentality running right through the club from boardroom to the stands that needs root & branch treatment. No matter how much money we spend we don’t believe.

Some effort to lose to one of the worst Ceptic sides I’ve ever seen. Can’t score you don’t win games & we continue to prove we’re serial bottle merchants.

Poor quality huffing & puffing from both sides. Skov Olsen a man short.

@city1873 @CraigMacDonald3 Love it. That Umbro strip top left in long sleeve my 1st & still all time fav

The top / bottom 6 split has long been a joke within Scottish football with nothing at all really between most of the sides. Working a treat this year though with a massive gulf in quality between the top teams & the bottom half dross. Maybe only St Mirren who aren’t a shambles.

James Cleverly doesn’t half haver a load of piss & wind #bbcqt

The lady with blue hair having a go at the old just one fool to start a war but many wise people to make peace completely fluffs her proverb. Oh it’s a top quality Kettering audience tonight #bbcqt

Plumbing new depths every single week on #TheApprentice Even Starmer would have a fair shot at looking competent amongst this cohort

What’s changed from the weekend Starmer? Why are you letting the Sherman’s use the RAF bases now? I can’t think of any reason other than you’ve been called out as spineless, dithering & realised that the Germans, French & Greeks had made a laughing stock of the U.K. armed forces.

Somebody came and took it away from him. Plain simple language used to describe the lawyers #Chagos deal. Absolutely stinks.

The 1 floating / serviceable major RN warship capable of air defence is hiding in an English harbour while our airbase in Cyprus is a target for Iran. U.K. is a laughing stock and Starmer is a national disgrace #resignstarmer #GeneralElectionNow

Trump sitting cozied up to the German Chancellor Friedrich Merz absolutely schooling our dopey PM on UK defence, immigration & energy policies live from The White House. We’re an international laughing stock but because it’s The Donald, Starmer’s blundering gets a free ride 😞

@Keir_Starmer Better little & late than never I suppose

The UK is fully committed to the security of Cyprus and British military personnel based there. We’re continuing our defensive operations and I've just spoken with the President of Cyprus to let him know that we are sending helicopters with counter drone capabilities and HMS Dragon is to be deployed to the region. We will always act in the interest of the UK and our allies.