Martyn Clark

Today’s the day. Into these cheesy chips scranning, seagull shagging 6 fingered CUNTS YANITEEEDDDD

Howay the bay!

@Dale9Ds @Nufc2Everything 8th highest wage bill…

@Nufc2Everything You do realise it’s these players have the responsibility for the results as well. Howe has improved every single one of them. 7th highest wage bill and lost our goal scorer…. Of course we won’t be as good as last season Give your head a wobble

Newcastle players already angling for moves away. Be prepared for the summer I fear there will be some shocks. Don’t blame them we aren’t going anywhere quick under Howe. #NUFC

@CriminalCosta @Rae_C

“If you split meningitis into two then you’re actually ingitis’ing men”

In 2004/05, UEFA banned Mourinho before the Chelsea vs Bayern Munich match in the UCL QF as he wouldn’t be allowed to be in the locker room. Mourinho still went to the locker room to speak to his players and had to leave hidden in a laundry basket. 😂

One year on. History made 🏆

@CraigHope_DM @Rae_C fucking tapped this bloke

Liam Rosenior on huddle around referee: "My players made a decision that they wanted to be around the ball, to respect the ball"

‘‘𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴’’. 💭 We need to be 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 on Tuesday. 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙨! 👊🏻 #NUFC

@ketchell @aitkin123 said this the other night… stupid

Has anyone worked out why 'Freed From Desire' was played at full time at SJP on Wednesday night yet?

Clock ticking down. Scores level. Defenders to beat. Step forward, Will Osula 👏👏👏

Outstanding 👏

@Dale9Ds Fickle. And people over react far too much either way. Performance was excellent too, game plan 2nd half on point.

@Martyn97 I haven’t seen any of those typical NUFC accounts that have no profile picture and never been to a game and constantly cry about Howe Wonder why

Following Newcastle's sixth win in the Champions League this season, Eddie Howe now has the most victories by an English manager in a single season 👏 He's moved ahead of Bobby Robson in 2002-03 (with Newcastle) and Graham Potter in 2022-23 (with Chelsea) - both five.

Dead Boys - Sam Fender

Anthony Gordan is easily NUFC best striker. It suits him and the team✔️ Gets more of the ball✔️ Starts off NUFC press✔️ Option of going over the top✔️ Down the sides✔️ Playing up top gets him closer to the 18yard box✔️ Team looks better✔️

@Dale9Ds The players pushed him to the front? But they wanted him out and stopped running for him.. fucking clowns man honestly

Countless amount of people calling for Trippier to be dropped for Shahar…. Have you seen enough to just trust Eddie Howe ? Leave it to the professionals 👍🏻⚫️⚪️

#NUFC 🖤🤍

“Eddie Howe’s black & white army” - a noisy moment to perhaps quieten some… Howe pushed forward by players & celebrates with fans by punching the air repeatedly. Feels like a significant moment.

Players pushing him forward?! Surley not they said they stopped playing for him… Eddie Howes black and white army!

Newcastle United fans showing their support for Eddie Howe and rightly so, not just for tonight but for what he’s done for them over last few years. Excellent manager. #TOTNEW