Shartyn Bigballs™

so in less than 24 hours i will be in Amsterdam... FUUUUUUCKKK

Right. About to do my last ever lap of the Top Gear test track. What car should I use?

#sweetcock #honkhonk

@Jeromesabastard i know i kind of feel sorry for them, whats worse is that those guys are STILL making 'music videos"

on a serious note, how the hell did we survive 2013? youtube.com/watch?v=hJVrpR…

Corn vine.co/v/eOvAYqLQhzq

where is everyone I'm BORED

@bridiekfry you think? thats reassuring! i am absolutely shitting myself though, but i am willing to give it a go #positivity2k15

@bridiekfry i wish i'd gone in i didn't even try, i am indeed fagography is the way froward!!

@bridiekfry a little yeah! its just weird looking at everyone and knowing that you could be there, but fuk it I got bath to think about now

It's scary, everyone is finishing their a levels and I'm still sat here doing the same thing i was doing 2 years ago :(

so I'm supposed to be voting but i have no idea who for? i heard that Adolf guy was pretty sound

important youtube.com/watch?v=MZ3ldE…

I'm sorry but Coachella looks unbelievably shite #WhiteBitchFest2015

I'm about to explode vine.co/v/OgY220bqTKZ

18 hours deep on the set cops broke it up 🙍 🙌 thanks for listening I hope U go support the album 🆙👍 #24HOURSOFJACKU itun.es/us/BKe55

I hope you and your "selfie stick" burn in the deepest, fiery pits of hell

@good_old_gilb because now we have absolutely stellar words like "hain" and everyones favourite "doi"...

@good_old_gilb it died along with "buttface"

out of all the petty things in life i just want my ear to work again, cant stand only being able hear half of a song :(